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#5001 Adam

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:08 PM

 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:08 PM

*some new orange thing*

 

Dude, you bin a drinkin'?


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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:08 PM

Come on Pete, we've already discussed how minis' are gay....

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:09 PM

An that's me out of mini's...


 

 

 


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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:09 PM

 

 

... and it wasn't, as you found out! Haha.

 

Secrets of the trade, my friend.

Even if it was a Rick roller, I was still going to do it anyway :D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#5006 Adam

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:09 PM

Minis are fucking awesome you noodle heads.


FUCK I AM KEEN FOR MDSC!!!! JOSH HAS BOOKED ALL FLIGHTS!!! So I'm at least definitely coming to PERF :P

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:10 PM

Dude, you bin a drinkin'?

 
That's one of them things you be talking about. 

Even if it was a Rick roller, I was still going to do it anyway :D


That's because you're a gullible little hussy, that's why.

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:11 PM

Minis are forking awesome you noodle heads.


:fork: I AM KEEN FOR MDSC!!!! JOSH HAS BOOKED ALL FLIGHTS!!! So I'm at least definitely coming to PERF :P

NO BACKIN OUT NOW MOFO!



That's because you're a gullible little hussy, that's why.

I'm not gullible


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:11 PM

:fork: I AM KEEN FOR MDSC!!!! JOSH HAS BOOKED ALL FLIGHTS!!! So I'm at least definitely coming to PERF :P


MDSC is going to be farking TOPS.....shame you all couldn't make it.


REAL LYFE GEETEE YA'LL!!!!

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:12 PM

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#5011 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:12 PM

MDSC is going to be farking TOPS.....shame you all couldn't make it.


REAL LYFE GEETEE YA'LL!!!!

Fark yeah!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:12 PM

Minis are so shit

 

Why?

 

Just because when they roll over the doors fly open and the fuel cap snaps off and dumps fuel all over the place..

..and the distributor sit behind the grill so wet weather causes them to stall...

...and the gearbox is bolted under the motor...

..and I don't fit in one..

..and the radiator is mounted to the side of the engine...

..and they have Lucas electrics.


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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:12 PM

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Hahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:13 PM

A man goes down on a girl, after a while he comes across a chunk of potato. He spits it out, and continues. A little bit later, he comes across a carrot. Again, he spits it out and continues. A bit later, he comes across a half-dissolved grape jolly rancher, and spits it out and continues. Then he came across a chunk of roast beef. Concerned, the man asks "Are you sick?".
"No, but the last guy was."

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:14 PM

Come on Pete, we've already discussed how minis' are gay....

The bloke at the top of the page in the pink shorts disagrees.


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#5016 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:14 PM

Hahahaha wrong, very very wrong


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#5017 Adam

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:14 PM

 
Why?
 
Just because when they roll over the doors fly open and the fuel cap snaps off and dumps fuel all over the place..
..and the distributor sit behind the grill so wet weather causes them to stall...
...and the gearbox is bolted under the motor...
..and I don't fit in one..
..and the radiator is mounted to the side of the engine...
..and they have Lucas electrics.


And they take up alot of room in your shed when they are in pieces!

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:14 PM

Nac ;)


 

 

 


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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:15 PM

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#5020 Adam

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:16 PM

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Repost your own post. I'll allow it!

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