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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#5701 ams

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:27 PM

You'd think as a black man you'd be better at kicking a football, Josh.....

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#5702 Hypnotic

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:29 PM

You'd think as a black man you'd be better at kicking a football, Josh.....

He's better at grabbing it and running

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5703 Brett

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:32 PM

Just watch out Adam, Brett gets grabby...like....Walts-type grabby.

Haha what? How would you know, you're normally passed out at the bottom of the spa.

Sig worthy.

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#5704 Zac

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:32 PM

Make it a basketball, then you'll see...

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#5705 ams

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:33 PM

Haha what? How would you know, you're normally passed out at the bottom of the spa.

I found an english mcmuffin near my bed.

IT COULD ONLY BE ONE PERSON

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#5706 Shaz

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:34 PM

He's awesome at stealing bikes though.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#5707 B4TT

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:37 PM

Haha what? How would you know, you're normally passed out at the bottom of the spa.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha its funnier because it is true.

He's awesome at stealing bikes though.

Racist cubt. I'm good at wallets and cars too!

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#5708 ams

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:40 PM

How is it not time to finish work yet.

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#5709 Shaz

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:40 PM

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#5710 Zac

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:40 PM

Douchebag team lead at work making "jokes" about getting rid of me if they find a new way to test the software... Grrr....

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#5711 Morgan

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:41 PM

You'd think as a black man you'd be better at kicking a football, Josh.....

Hahahaha

Where's that photo from last year?

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#5712 ams

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:42 PM

Douchebag team lead at work making "jokes" about getting rid of me if they find a new way to test the software... Grrr....

Take to HR as a bullying complaint
Sue for emotional distress
Retire
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#5713 Zac

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:43 PM

Take to HR as a bullying complaint
Sue for emotional distress
Retire
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He is a douchebag... and everyone knows it... he admits he is a jerk, but he gets the job done...

Piece of shite he is... anyway, I'm leaving for today... freaking douche just pissed me off for the day...

Prick

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#5714 Shaz

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:44 PM

Found a 2J powered Soarer with 590rwhp on 19psi today.

$13k.

I reckon something would DEFINITELY shit itself the moment I bought it.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#5715 Robert

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:47 PM

19 psi is a little to much boost to be safe isant it?

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#5716 Hypnotic

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:48 PM

Found a 2J powered Soarer with 590rwhp on 19psi today.

$13k.

I reckon something would DEFINITELY shit itself the moment I bought it.

Your wallet?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#5717 Shaz

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:48 PM

Not on a 2J. My old 1JZ ran 25psi and loved it

Your wallet?

Hahahahaha

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#5718 ams

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:49 PM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#5719 Robert

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 04:49 PM

Must be a strong engine.

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#5720 Shaz

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 05:04 PM

Yup, forged from factory, easy to smack 1000hp out of a stock motor with the right ancillaries from the factory.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.