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#6121 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:02 AM

Howdy Pete!

Looks like a good day you have planned. Just got home to see the last 3 laps of the Nascar sprint series....Fuckin Marcos Ambrose, he had it in the bag, oh well

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6122 Adam

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:02 AM

Come up to Sydney Pete!

Thanks Brett! So much easier when it isn't dirty!!!

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:05 AM

Did you get a hot toddy down you last night Ash?

So dirty.

Hello all.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:07 AM

Duc duc duck duck duck...

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:07 AM

So dirty.

Hello all.

We already covered that last night.

whats up Mr Sardine-ich

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6126 Brett

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:08 AM

Ash - do it mate. If nothing else you'll get some whiskey in ya.
Wasn't the road circuit he stuffed again was it.?

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:09 AM

Ash - do it mate. If nothing else you'll get some whiskey in ya.
Wasn't the road circuit he stuffed again was it.?

Cheers

Yeah it was, 4 laps to go, was in the lead by the looks of it, I turned on the tv while the yellows/pace car was out.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6128 peteRS

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:10 AM

Lol at Duckati's

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:11 AM

Not much. Got normal weekend stuff to do (washing/clean house etc) then if the weather clears up a bit imma go for a ride...might even take the rex out today too.

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#6130 peteRS

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:13 AM

Southpark, Simpsons, Family guy...

Looks like a good day you have planned.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:13 AM

Ha, no shit, must have missed that pic

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6132 Brett

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:15 AM

Awwww man. Ambrose is by far the best road circuit driver in NASCAR. He just fucks up right at the end. He's done it so many times now. At least 3 that I've actually seen, where he's lost it in the last few laps.

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#6133 peteRS

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:17 AM

Ha, no shit, must have missed that pic

Your sick, I understand

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#6134 Brett

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:17 AM

Isn't it more Duke's than duck's though.

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#6135 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:19 AM

The thing with Ambrose is, that while he is dominant on the road curcuits, he wants to make a name for himself on the ovals, he is getting there, but in recent times

he has been quite unlucky, but yeah, road curcuits, he should me miles in front like he was in the V8s

Your sick, I understand

That was what I was going to say if your had wondered how I could have missed it

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6136 ams

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:20 AM

KTM make a bike called a Duke, which destroyed Ducati's nickname...

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#6137 Brett

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:22 AM

How's that?

I mean when someone says Duke with regards to bikes I think Ducati. I'm pretty sure that's common too.

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:22 AM

KTM make a bike called a Duke, which destroyed Ducatti's nickname...

But when most riders hear someone say Duke/Duc, they usually automatically think Ducatti, well I would have thought so.

How's that?

Not out

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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