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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#6281 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 10:55 PM

Quite sore.

My eyes got really blurry trying to focus on it at the end though

You had a bong just before you started, didn't you?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6282 Adam

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:00 PM

and one halfway through and one to celebrate at the end

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#6283 Adam

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:10 PM

I wonder if Shaz made it home. He was pretty worried about driving more than 10km

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#6284 ams

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:49 PM

Football? That time of the month?

Football, yes :/

This dude be clever.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#6285 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:52 PM

Hahaha he's pretty good

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6286 ams

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Posted 17 August 2013 - 11:59 PM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#6287 Brett

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 08:54 AM

Impressions dude is good.

Sig worthy.

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#6288 skillionaire

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:02 AM

I'll write out all the deetz later. Shit happens, Move on with life.

Still a good day!

Good attitude

Some bloke PMed me at .asn and offered $100 for my SpecB rims.

All my reply said was 'No'.

Surely they are worth a little more than that?

WAY MORE

I just smashed down some kfc, filthy but so good.

Love filthy.

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#6289 peteRS

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:04 AM

Hahahaha...

"It's panties in a bunch, NICKERS in a twist"

His Jason Stratham is BOSS.

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#6290 Brett

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:06 AM

I thought his Kevin Spacey was the best. But they were pretty good. Had the mannerisms down too.

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#6291 peteRS

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:09 AM

Very Talented, that's for sure

I'm off out the farm now to work on the Wagon. Catch you guys this evening.

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#6292 skillionaire

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:09 AM

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#6293 Brett

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:11 AM

Except that you don't like frogs hey Nik

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#6294 skillionaire

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:13 AM

I'm coming around to them.

One funny picture at a time.

What are you doing up at this hour, fucktard?

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#6295 Brett

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:24 AM

Holy crap Providore vanilla and fig sauce is amazing on pancakes
Making pancakes!

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#6296 Shaz

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:25 AM

I wonder if Shaz made it home. He was pretty worried about driving more than 10km

Haha cubt.

Morning lads. Putting together this vid now. Can't get the music right tho!

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:26 AM

Holy crap Providore vanilla and fig sauce is amazing on pancakes
Making pancakes!

Fuck you, why be like that on Sunday morning?

Arsehole.

Enjoy your Chinese jam.

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#6298 Brett

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:27 AM

For anyone that likes porridge for brekky. Next time you make it, try putting in a couple of spoonfuls of milo and a dash of vanilla essence. Thank me later.