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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#6441 ams

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:35 PM

Doubt it!

A step ladder wouldn't reach that far!!

Step ladder for you is ground level isn't it? It's just an ideal, an idea, a dream.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#6442 Adam

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:35 PM

Hahahahaha yep

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#6443 skillionaire

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:45 PM

Well done, Pete. You've transported me to last Thursday.

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#6444 peteRS

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:46 PM

Well done, Pete. You've transported me to last Thursday.

I saw the still pics...didn't see a link.

Sorry for sharing.

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#6445 Samwise

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:48 PM

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:50 PM

I saw the still pics...didn't see a link.

Sorry for sharing.

I'm glad you've apologised.

Don't you hate when your dick hits the front of the toilet?

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#6447 peteRS

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:52 PM

My dick is really small, so I wouldn't know.

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:52 PM

I'm no porn star, but it happens.

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#6449 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:54 PM

Mmm James squire nine tales

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6450 peteRS

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:55 PM

I'm no porn star, but it happens.

Try sitting facing the back?

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#6451 skillionaire

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:55 PM

Cowboy Morgans?

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#6452 peteRS

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:59 PM

Suppose you'd be faced with a similar issue if a nice firm stool touched the front of the dunny while you reversied.

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 09:59 PM

I normally shit outside.

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#6454 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:01 PM

OUTHOUSE

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#6455 skillionaire

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:02 PM

CORRECT

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#6456 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:06 PM

Hooray, I'm helping!

I think the dog just farted

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#6457 peteRS

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:07 PM

Sunday Night gutter edition of GT...so awesome.

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#6458 Samwise

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:08 PM

Sunday Night gutter edition of GT...so awesome.

I guess the video of the M3 didn't help

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#6459 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 10:09 PM

Sunday Night gutter edition of GT...so awesome.

I thought this was every night?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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