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#6561 B4TT

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:51 AM

Probably the fact that he has hardly any work coming in :P

Just tell him on Monday that on your way to work you seen a huge black rat  from the 1300's crossing the road, then it stopped at the side and looked at you with puppy dog eyes, so you pulled over and patted it for a bit and gave it cuddles then all of a sudden you caught the bubonic plague - so you have to go home and die before you spread it to everyone else in the workshop.. 

Tell him that it is only a temporary death and that most people who die from it end up recovering.


Lazy

Meh I am....

 

Brett knows stuff about air and wind and shit from sailing viking war ships and flying fighter jets and UFO's.... he must know the answers.

 

Brett, answer Shaz's question.


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:54 AM

But answer it after MDSC when you read it
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:56 AM

In short. Air isn't floating. It also has a mass/density

If the magic material has a mass it won't float. Has nothing to do with air :)

Blah blah blah blah.

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:56 AM

In short. Air isn't floating. It also has a mass/density

If the magic material has a mass it won't float. Has nothing to do with air :)


Sounds like a bong pun
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:57 AM

You bet it is!

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:57 AM

Your story lacks dragons Adam.. how am I supposed to take you seriously if you are not even going to post something sensible including dragons.


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:59 AM

Too stoned to talk about real things.

If I have a drug test for this new job, I'm screwed

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:59 AM

How was the zoo Hazmat?


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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:01 AM

Too stoned to talk about real things.

If I have a drug test for this new job, I'm screwed

 

Technically, weed is a plant, so if they give you grief, just tell them they are being discriminatory again being a vegetarian.


 


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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:03 AM

 

Technically, weed is a plant, so if they give you grief, just tell them they are being discriminatory again being a vegetarian.

Or just tell them you have glaucoma


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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:03 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:05 AM

Vagitarian.


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:06 AM

Vagitarian.

So you only eat Vag?


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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:07 AM

So you only eat Vag?

Correct.

 

Baconginas (AMS invented those, thank him later)


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:14 AM

Wouldn't it just be easier to be a Baconitarian?


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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:15 AM

Obviously not Sack, god! may the others take you!


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:19 AM

The others.... Haha

 

I need another weekend...


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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:20 AM

Yeah I could certainly go another weekend..


 

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:26 AM

Wouldn't it just be easier to be a Baconitarian?


Easier than what?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:29 AM

Jash: does this make you the happiest girl in the world?

http://www.heraldsun...4-1226699674231

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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