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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:54 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:56 AM
Much.
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:56 AM
Cool story
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:56 AM
I loved Shaun of the Dead, that is my Fav zombie film...followed closely by ZombieLand and 28 days later.
Never been into Vampire's...no one has ever done them proper justice, ditto with werewolves, although the old American Werewolf in London was very good at the time.
Haha... zombie comedy is awesome... Shaun of the dead... LOL! Loved it... Zombieland was good becayse of the list of survival points... I need more cardio, but I always double tap... 
I liked 28 days and 28 weeks, just like dawn of the dead, because of the sprinting zombies, way more freaky than the stumbling zombies from Resident evil... but I do like walking dead too... I even watched High school of the dead, which is anime zombie... not bad...
I think Underworld was relatively ok for the whole vampire and werewolf thing, but meh...
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:56 AM
Im still in bed
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:57 AM
Im still in bed
Dude... you work in retail... have you ever greeted someone with "What can I do you for?"
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:59 AM
I think Underworld was relatively ok for the whole vampire and werewolf thing, but meh...
If that chick wasn't in those films, I wouldn't even know what you were talking about.
Dude... you work in retail... have you ever greeted someone with "What can I do you for?"
I prefer..."How may I help"
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:59 AM
Morning all
So still 27% more expensive then everywhere else?
hahaha so true.
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:59 AM
Pretty much everyday.Dude... you work in retail... have you ever greeted someone with "What can I do you for?"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:59 AM
If that chick wasn't in those films, I wouldn't even know what you were talking about.
Haha... yeah she was good on those movies... she was also in that movie Click, with Adam Sandler... where she played his wife... so nice...
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:00 AM
Gone a bit brown and cracked. I haven't touched it up, and I think the tyre shine might've upset it. But I've done a shit load of driving since doing it...
Do you use a water based or a solvent based tyre shine? Id suggest water based tyre shine will look after the white writing better.
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:00 AM
Haha... yeah she was good on those movies... she was also in that movie Click, with Adam Sandler... where she played his wife... so nice...
Also check out "Whiteout" she was pretty good in that.
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:02 AM
Do you use a water based or a solvent based tyre shine? Id suggest water based tyre shine will look after the white writing better.
I'd dare say solvent. But I really have NFI. All I know is it works well when I use it
Ran out of money for chemguys gear again
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:07 AM
Pretty much everyday.
So that can be interpreted as "what would it take for me to fork you"
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:07 AM
I just bought some STi seats. Put them in and drove back from Cuntberra to the Central coast.
OUCH MY BACK!
My options and possible solutions....
1) Sell seats
2) Pull out my spinal cord
3) Inject morphine before I drive.
4) Get my back welded up
5) Live a life of pain just for the sake of STi
6) Don't drive anywhere
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:08 AM
Also check out "Whiteout" she was pretty good in that.
Telling a Black man to watch Whiteout... do you want me to bust a cap?
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:09 AM
Number 6
Hahaha. Genuinely lolled.
Telling a Black man to watch Whiteout... do you want me to bust a cap?
Hahaha. Genuinely lolled.
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:09 AM
Interpret it any way you wantSo that can be interpreted as "what would it take for me to fork you"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:09 AM
I just bought some STi seats. Put them in and drove back from Cuntberra to the Central coast.
OUCH MY BACK!
My options and possible solutions....
1) Sell seats
2) Pull out my spinal cord
3) Inject morphine before I drive.
4) Get my back welded up
5) Live a life of pain just for the sake of STi
6) Don't drive anywhere
I'd go with any option except for option 1
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