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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:18 PM

I want a triple cheeseburger.

 

Yep, Adam. Sure is. :)

 

What did you have on the pizza?

 

No work tonight, Ash?

 



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:19 PM

No, I don't usually work at 11pm on a Saturday night


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:21 PM

No, I don't usually work at 11pm on a Saturday night


BUT I WANT A FUCKING HOME THEATRE!!!


Cabanossi bacon pepperoni olives and sun tried omatoes!

Finally getting the pizza stone working in my favour :)

Cans cheaper than bottles? Setup fee would be higher??? Seems like it would take more to "cap" a can

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:24 PM

I want a triple cheeseburger.
 


Not a maccas one.

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:31 PM

Definitely NOT a maccas one. HJ's baby.

 

@Ash. I thought JB was open till midnight over there. Don't know why I thought that. Sounds dumb now I typed it out.

 

Setup fee is more expensive, equipment isn't much different, but cost of materials is a massive difference. In America they have mobile trucks that go around canning people's beer and it works out super cheap.

 

Glass is forkin' expensive, mate. 


Pizza sounds dope, Adam. I am selling pizzas from 11am tomorrow! Still so much to do, but the chef is GONE, so it's all on me now!

 

:D

 

He did a shit job anyway, way more confident in my skills than his when it comes to something like this.

 

Needs flare.

 

Passion.

 

Love.

 

Excitement.

 

Movement.

 

Colour.

 

Symmetry.



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:32 PM

@Ash. I thought JB was open till midnight over there. Don't know why I thought that. Sounds dumb now I typed it out.
 

 

Dear god! The day that happens is the day I quit, although people expect us to be open 24 hours because their hectic lifestyle of sipping lattes with the girls takes the up 12 hours of the day we are actually open.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:32 PM

Fuck. I want Pizza, you cubts!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:42 PM

$500 bucks for an iphone 5s 64 gb. This is the message I received

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Sounding sus to me

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:43 PM

What kind of fucking name is that?



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:43 PM

JESUS BUY ME A FEW!! Then I can sell them for $1k each


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:46 PM

 

Dear god! The day that happens is the day I quit, although people expect us to be open 24 hours because their hectic lifestyle of sipping lattes with the girls takes the up 12 hours of the day we are actually open.

 

Hahaha, yeah I don't know why I thought it. Anywhooo.

 

:)

 

I'm eating vegemite toast.


She lives in Malaysia, Robert. 


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would not bang. 



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:48 PM

Couldn't even set it on fire as the flames would feel violated


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:48 PM

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:49 PM

I think she's( he) a tranny

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:49 PM

Couldn't even set it on fire as the flames would feel violated

 

This comment still stands


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:50 PM

Dude, look where the phone has been.

 

ABORT.


I think she's a tranny

 

Hahahahaha. Maybe the phone will make every call you make turn your voice into a girl voice?



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:52 PM

I put some shorts on this morning that I haven't worn in ages and there were socks in the pocket.

 

ODD.



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:52 PM

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Convincing, but I think it's a scam.

If I had 500 bucks to throw away I might consider it. But nah.

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:53 PM

WESTERN UNION?

 

ABORT



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 10:54 PM

The Western Union Transfer part smells awfully like a scam


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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