Official official of the official.
Posted 09 November 2013 - 05:01 AM
All this anal sex! lol
Good work dude. I bet you're loving life right now.
LOL!
I pretty much date girls who are in to it and if not, I get them in to it! Haha.
Shame it's fucking 6am. I'd love to beer to finish the night off. Drinking Choc milk instead.
How crazy are Isle of man TT riders! Mental!
I'd love to drive it!
Pretty sure I'd die, if I rode it.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 09 November 2013 - 05:04 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Official official of the official.
Posted 09 November 2013 - 05:11 AM
Anyway, I'm gonna crash. See you cubts in the arvo, sometime!
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
Differential Studios
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:18 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
Snack down!
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:23 AM
Mr POINTY
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:24 AM
Well done brother!!!
Just got a call from my sponsor. Heard through people I was doing well.
Small world.
Pretty happy about it.
This was my first time going out for something other than a work errand in months.
Mr POINTY
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:29 AM
Snack down!
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:32 AM
Everything you see is an hallucination
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:39 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Snack down!
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:40 AM
Mr. Freshley
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:45 AM
Haha, nice one Sambo.
Talking about it is just like doing it, Adam.
Mr. Freshley
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:47 AM
Hahaha, what a little poof
1544C
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:51 AM
Damn Sam... how do you do it?
That is crazy stuff...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
Mr. Freshley
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:55 AM
Someone has to have the birds and the bees chat with Zac.
Snack down!
Posted 09 November 2013 - 07:55 AM
Mr. Freshley
Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:08 AM
Didn't say I was going to do it, Nik
1544C
Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:09 AM
Someone has to have the birds and the bees chat with Zac.
Its ok man... I kinda know how it goes...
So how was last night for you?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:11 AM
Morning.
Glad to hear things are going well Nik.
Make sure you use 98 so it burns
fasterSLOWER.
1 girl wants me to take her out for a "late night kebab" and another just got off the phone to me saying how much she wants to suck me off.
Who do i choose? first world problems right here
Don't think i can have both
Depends if you are hungry or horny.
Maybe have a chat to Samwise for advice? 
IS NO ONE ELSE IMPRESSED BY THIS forking THING! What the actual
F650 - Farking weapons of things
Passed one coming home from Sydney.
It was parked on the side of the highway way off in the distance; so weird as my brain registered it was a long way off, but it looked much closer as it is so forking huge.
How crazy are Isle of man TT riders! Mental!
Very.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
Snack down!
Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:22 AM
...............Car nerd................ now a H6 pilot
Posted 09 November 2013 - 08:23 AM
Hey mate.
What's wrong with your car?
Oil from where?
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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