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#6641
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:39 AM

I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#6642
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:40 AM
Hahahhahahaha go show your boss your finger and then ask to go home sick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one!
He got the shits with the foreman so bad last week because he wasn't going to come in because he had hemmeroids (cbf spelling) that the foreman actually came in. Dunno why he did that though.
I show my bosses the finger all the time, usually its better than what I say to them
female?
In the vagina?
#6643
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:41 AM
That wanker that had a go at me yesterday had a massive whinge after I left where I was. Found out pretty quick that even though I drink water for free, I still hold more weight than him.
What a bitch. I thought shit was deaded when I left.
I'm not going silly on it. But yeah.
#6644
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:42 AM
Check the Skilly meet thread in Gatherings
Also, COME.
Ooooohhhhh I see.........
#6645
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:42 AM
#6646
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:43 AM
#6647
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:48 AM
Pfffft. The girls at the Leg told him to get fucked basically. And so did the head dude there when he had a cry about me not even drinking.
Apparently I 'talk myself up' - which I do, all the time, but if people can't tell that I'm joking they must be retarded.
#6648
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:49 AM
#6649
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:55 AM
Nope. I go there mainly to see Laura and the rest of the staff. We are all mates, and I hang at the staff table. They go there to drink and act like heroes about being more local than other people.
I've run through a few staff chicks there and they've finally been informed about it, so now they don't like me.
He has two kids and a wife. Why my life affects his?
?
Fuck knows.
The real diggers are still mad blokes. They were teaching me about boats yesterday, old mate Rick just bought a 55' Cray boat that he's doing up and turning into a 'Cruiser'.
They're going to take me out when it's finished. Fun!
#6650
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:55 AM
Does he make a butterscotch liqueur that knocks my missus' panties off?
NO
#6651
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:57 AM
Dude, I'm not losing sleep. You're dead right, not worth worrying about. The only thing that got me was that he talked smack after I left, because before I left I thought I deaded it with him.
It ain't chips to P.
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#6652
Posted 20 November 2013 - 07:59 AM
#6653
Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:00 AM
#6654
Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:00 AM
Yo RoboCop. What's good, my Bully?
#6655
Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:00 AM
#6656
Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:00 AM
I'm in if it's free. Not sure I've got the coin to front for lunch dinner and tits
I got you homie. Don't stress on the S.
#6657
Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:02 AM
WOB will you be 18!!???
Nah, won't be able to go.
#6658
Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:02 AM
@Brett: Did you see what I got at Philpot with? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaa. Niggah defriended me or some shit
#6659
Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:04 AM
I got you homie. Don't stress on the S.
Thanks blik! Will see how the night pans out! Riding motorbikes with Zac at 8am!
#6660
Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:04 AM
Looks like Nik's night in Sydney is going to be a big night...
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