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#9581 Harry88

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:15 PM

Can't JB source the phone from a supplier that isn't Telstra themselves?

 

They why you can't compete.



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:19 PM

What did you do, Ash??

 

 

Earlier in the year I came home from work only to get a knock at the door from a concerned friend of my neighbour (he's 83-84), Friend says he hasn't heard from him for a couple of days, which is unusual considering they usually chat daily. I grab the spare keys to his house, we go inside, dog barking like mad, cat bouncing around the house, friend calls out several times, turns out he fell in the shower 

and had been there for nearly 24 hours, freezing cold with water still coming from the tap.

Got him as comfortable as we could, called an ambulance, and stayed and help the ambos with moving and lifting him down the stairs. He still managed to have a sense of humour and trying to chat up the female ambos, it was pretty funny.

He had several slipped discs, severe bruising, dislocated shoulder, the works.


Can't JB source the phone from a supplier that isn't Telstra themselves?

 

They why you can't compete.

 

You have no idea how deep in with Telstra they are.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:21 PM


You have no idea how deep in with Telstra they are.

 

I guess someone has to do it haha



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:22 PM

 

I guess someone has to do it haha

 

Sometimes I wish they didn't, only reason I am with Telstra is for phone coverage both 3g and 4g, had Optus and it was woeful.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:25 PM

 

Sometimes I wish they didn't, only reason I am with Telstra is for phone coverage both 3g and 4g, had Optus and it was woeful.

 

Honestly I reckon that places like JB and HN would just give up on doing phone contracts. Just let the actual Optus and Telstra stores deal with that crap.



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:35 PM

Legend, Ash!

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:51 PM

So, I just booked myself in for my bike learners. I'm already nervous and excited.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:57 PM

I'm already nervous and excited.


DON'T BE!

The best thing you can do for yourself is to trust yo skillz and relax into riding. Being nervous and up tight WILL cause you to make mistakes and the assessors will be looking out for nerves.

Trust the bike and trust your balance, remember the road rules and you won't go wrong!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 10:58 PM

The worst thing is, no matter how comfortable I am, when it comes to tests, even with things I know inside out, I get nervous. hopefully I calm them before the day.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:03 PM

<<taken to bike thread>>

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:26 PM

Damn.

I was hoping to buy a sewing club sticker, but they don't seem to have any for sale.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:23 AM

Morgan. The bottle that says glossworx is glassworks. Just pick the size you want.

 


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:24 AM

Morning :)


 

 

 


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:26 AM

WHAT THE FUCK, ASH? Is JB the only place to buy a NEXUS5? I didn't order one because I figured I'd just buy it when I'm in Sydney.

 

Fuck a duck .


Wait a second

 

What's fuckin' time?


AWWWWWWWWW FUCK

 

4am BULLSHIT.



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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:34 AM

Relax Nik, it's like, 7:30am :)


 

 

 


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:36 AM

Bouncing back and forth between the healing and the hollowing 


What's on the cards today, Pete?



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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:38 AM

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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:40 AM

Just work today Nik, about 5 hours onsite is all, so another cruizy day in the life :)


 

 

 


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:41 AM

Nik, there are heaps of JB's in Sydney anyway.

 


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Posted 27 November 2013 - 06:41 AM

Sounds good, P.

 

Some bitch wants me to drive three hours and rub my cock on everything. I can't believe I don't have more motivation.






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