General Thread - January - 2014

Started by ams, Jan 01 2014 02:42 AM

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#4081 skillionaire

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:06 AM

Forklift licence is fucking hilarious.

They basically park a forklift next to a pair of scissors, and if you can guess which one is the forklift, you get the licence.

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#4082 Reevesy

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:07 AM

We get time and a half. For the first 3 hours of overtime hen anything after that is double time

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:07 AM

Nik, can you leave him a deposit, and say if it is as good as he claims you'll pick it up next week, if not you want your cash back?

He already has a few people going to look it, and they've booked in, he's not taking deposit, I think he would if I committed, but like we always say - there will be another one. Just in this case, fuckin' RS4.... it could be a long time until another one comes up.

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#4084 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:08 AM

Haha ive had my licence for 3years. This site im on though, want to see my driving a forklift so they can deem me safe to drive it on there site.

Its pretty bullshit, but they are protecting themselves.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:11 AM

We get time and a half. For the first 3 hours of overtime hen anything after that is double time

Same but only first 2 hrs. Sunday is double bubble straight up.

Yeah always will be another nik! You might find something you like more next week

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:12 AM

Oh yeah, I understand it. It's just funny style to me. I'm the only person here that doesn't have a ticket, and I'm the only person here that doesn't have an insurance claim from forklift accidents to his name.............................

RIDDLE ME.

I had it, but it expired years ago. I am also an authorised herbecide and pesticide handler. LOL. Open book test, I thought my old man was bullshitting that it was an open book test. At some blokes house...

...he was AMAZED, said I was the second person he'd had through that got 100% on the test.

.................the other person was Dad.

Dude was telling me the page numbers.... how dumb are the other people?!

Same but only first 2 hrs. Sunday is double bubble straight up.

Yeah always will be another nik! You might find something you like more next week

I still love the AllRoads.

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#4087 peteRS

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:16 AM

Nce pay rates lads (lol @ Rob)

Nik, own an RS4, be all that you can be.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:17 AM

I reckon so, Pete.

Shaz, what do you think? You move through as many cars as Poida.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:18 AM

Forklift licence is forking hilarious.

They basically park a forklift next to a pair of scissors, and if you can guess which one is the forklift, you get the licence.

Yep, that's pretty accurate.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4090 peteRS

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:20 AM

An Audi RS4 Wagon is basically the coolest/most practical piece of mechanical awesomeness that'll ever be close to affordable. I wouldn't sell one if I bought one...those things are keepers.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:21 AM

Yeah, I can't believe the price on it.

Looks immaculate, and the dude is just so used to them being UK money.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:27 AM

Do I look like my dog?

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:32 AM

I like whiteboards.

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#4094 simon

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:43 AM

An Audi RS4 Wagon is basically the coolest/most practical piece of mechanical awesomeness that'll ever be close to affordable. I wouldn't sell one if I bought one...those things are keepers.

Agreed. Go get it niko!!!

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Car less atm.......Whats next??

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:45 AM

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#4096 Shaz

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:46 AM

Nik, you have my vote. They are amazing cars.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:48 AM

What do you need to shazbank me?

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#4098 Shaz

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 08:56 AM

I'm guessing you want unsecured loan yeah?

Send me your email and Ill send you the shit. 2 payslips basically.

AMSY - I think your settlement went through yesterday. It was booked in for 3:30 your time, which I was home by the time it happened.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 09:10 AM

theprotest@hotmail.com

Payslips is easy.

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 09:11 AM

No one cares I tested the RB against a Porsche?

@Ash/Jase: Any chance you can get to Port Melbourne today or tomorrow?

Fark! 280kw 440Nm 6sp AWD

Dat will boogie.

*second thoughts about the RB*

Mate, as Ash mentioned tomorrow is out and I have a ton of shit to do before I go back to work on Monday.

Next weekend is a long weekend so I could do it then and take Ash to hold my hand. Just remember I'm not an Audi fan, as I am still a mechanic living in a teachers body.