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General Thread - January - 2014
Started by ams, Jan 01 2014 02:42 AM
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:52 AM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:53 AM
Lucky. :$
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:53 AM
Bet you pooped a little
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:53 AM
Fark hams that is pretty lucky mang!
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:54 AM
Woah dude that's lucky!!!!!
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:54 AM
Bet you pooped a little
Until he told me it was a 40 construction zone, no I wasn't really pooping at all, it would have meant I was doing +8 which probably would have been a warning or low range speeding anyway.
Thank fark I decided not to take the Triumph today!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:56 AM
Yeah, I need to stop clicking on your links
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:57 AM
Is 35+ over not an immediate suspension over in WA?
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:58 AM
Is 35+ over not an immediate suspension over in WA?
There were no 40 zone signs on the side road I had come off, so as far as signage, to me it was a 70 zone.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 10:59 AM
There were no 40 zone signs on the side road I had come off, so as far as signage, to me it was a 70 zone.
"Why are all the dumb cubts driving like Josh"
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:01 AM
"Why are all the dumb cubts driving like Josh"
I have your sister and dog gagged and bound in the boot of my car and I don't want to bruise them.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:02 AM
70km/h is a B4 idling in first gear.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:02 AM
I don't want to bruise them.
That's were you and I differ.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:08 AM
70km/h is a B4 idling in first gear.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:09 AM
That's were you and I differ.
Hahahahaha.... well I can sell you a blank canvas on which you can express yourself............... ........
70km/h is a B4 idling in first gear.
yep, every RPM in a B4 is worth about 100Km/h in first gear.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:13 AM
yep, every RPM in a B4 is worth about 100Km/h in first gear.
3,000rpm = 3,000km/h
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:18 AM
3,000rpm = 3,000km/h
Nope, 3000rpm = 300,000km/h
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:23 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 January 2014 - 11:24 AM
That is a very cute little bacon.
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