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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:46 PM

Look at the fun police over here. 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:47 PM

I'm fun, i'm lots of fun.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:47 PM

Said no one, ever. 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:48 PM

Just you.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:50 PM

Look at the fun police over here. 

I'm in no way against putting boobs in here. Just pointing out that there are two threads to look at boobs in... well one is smash or trash but there are sort of some boobs in there.


 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:50 PM


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:50 PM

I'm fungis, i'm lots of fungis.


Fixed.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:51 PM

I fuckin love that Meshuggah clip, my mate sent in to me, I cracked up

 

 

Fixed.

 

I'm ok with this


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:54 PM

I have a toilet. I've never owned a toilet before.

 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:56 PM

House is coming along nicely. How long until you get the keys?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:57 PM

Never too early to own some toilet paper too Walts.

 

 

How long until you get the keys?


*Breaks into own house to take photo of the crapper* - Pullin' a Walts


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:58 PM

House is coming along nicely. How long until you get the keys?

It's almost all done on the inside. Just needs floorboards and carpet.

 

Handover on the 12th of March. Can't wait. :)

 

 

 

Never too early to own some toilet paper too Walts.

I just use a towel. Like a boss.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:59 PM

It's more of a figure of speech for "when do you move in"

 

 

 

Geez Tim!


It's almost all done on the inside. Just needs floorboards and carpet.

 

Handover on the 12th of March. Can't wait. :)

 

Sweet as.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:59 PM

*Breaks into own house to take photo of the crapper* - Pullin' a Walts

I bought an 10 dollar garage door remote off eBay and programmed it when the tradies let me in.

 

So I can let myself in whenever. :D


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:59 PM

Fark. That is pretty coool Waltzy!


 

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:01 PM

I bought an 10 dollar garage door remote off eBay and programmed it when the tradies let me in.

 

So I can let myself in whenever. :D

 

That's so nerdy, teach me how to do it :D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:03 PM

 

That's so nerdy, teach me how to do it :D

Clicked 1 button on the roller door motor. And then clicked a button on the remote. Haha


It's gonna be beautiful on the scooter ride home tonight. 28 and sunny, you beauty. Finally back to some normal weather. 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:03 PM

Use Sponges instead of TP.


 


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:04 PM

Oh, didn't realise it was that easy to program


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:04 PM

It's more of a figure of speech for "when do you move in"

 

I got that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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