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Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM
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#5581 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:54 PM

You're a monster!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:55 PM

300c badass? Car with presence? Fir real?

I think they look like a poorly modified taxi. The build quality is shite, and the interiors are disgraceful.

Id rather a Commodore or falcoon. Yep, thats how much i dont want one.

Awww... I was going to get a 300c when I'm like 50.... black with tinted windows... badass gangsta grandpa...


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#5583 Hypnotic

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:56 PM

300c is good if you prefer a brick on wheels

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:57 PM

300c badass? Car with presence? Fir real?

I think they look like a poorly modified taxi. The build quality is shite, and the interiors are disgraceful.

Id rather a Commodore or falcoon. Yep, thats how much i dont want one.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:58 PM

Those roadkill dudes are very entertaining. Know their shit too


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300c is good if you prefer a brick on wheels


I didn't say it was a racecar

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:59 PM

But its not a car, its a brick

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 01:59 PM

Reaching new lows of GT Zac. Telling us every time you have a drink of water. ;)

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:00 PM

And that's my lunch break for another day.

Until nextime, same bat time, same bat place.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:01 PM

300c is good if you prefer a brick on wheels

But I do like bricks on wheels...

 

Reaching new lows of GT Zac. Telling us every time you have a drink of water. ;)

Not everytime.. just sometimes... lol

 

I can post everytime I have a drink if you like.. :)


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:01 PM

Have fun Ash. And if you cant have fun, have a rage fit, burn the shop down and slay all the people.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:01 PM

Yeah Zac, don't do that.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:02 PM

But I do like bricks on wheels...
 
Not everytime.. just sometimes... lol
 
I can post everytime I have a drink if you like.. :)

Its not like youre on a train. ;)

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:04 PM

have a rage fit, burn the shop down and slay all the people.


I would think about that all the time when I was in retail.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:06 PM

Hahaha yep. I did the same in my retail days.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:18 PM

I just ate shapes, now I'm going to take a sip of water

Okay I've sipped the water.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:27 PM

I think I might go get a mouthful of water from the tap.


 


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:33 PM

I think I might go get a mouthful of water from the tap.


You drink from a tap like a dog?

I use a cup.

1 cup 1 mouthful.






Cup of water.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:33 PM

Now I feel like shapes.


 

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:34 PM

That was a good mouthful of water.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:43 PM

Did it taste like beer?


 

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