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Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2014 07:22 AM
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#6441 Brett

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:52 AM

I'm wearing black and yella striped underpants.
 
My arse looks like a bee.


Ok this is creepy......

......because SO AM I!!! Hahaha

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:52 AM

1Cover for the insurance. 

 

Morgs, Im not intentionally going to lose the camera, but you know, if it did get lost, I would get a new one. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:54 AM

1Cover for the insurance. 

 

Morgs, Im not intentionally going to lose the camera, but you know, if it did get lost, I would get a new one. 

Damn 1Cover...

 

If it does get lost, gotta make a police report for your insurance claim...


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:54 AM

I'm sick of listening to politicans, from all sides.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:55 AM

Damn 1Cover...

 

If it does get lost, gotta make a police report for your insurance claim...

 

Yeah, because its a cruise, I just need to report it to the people on the boat. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:56 AM

 

Yeah, because its a cruise, I just need to report it to the people on the boat. 

Yup yup... as long as there is a written report to submit with your claim...

 

Should have told me about your travel insurance... discount yo.. ;)


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:57 AM

Bit late now hey Sac.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:58 AM

I'm sick of listening to politicans, from all sides.

I reckon Abbott and Shorten should put on some boxing gloves and have it out in a ring......... while nothing will be settled by this, it would be funny to watch, thus giving politicians a use.


If you get on a boat Shaz, you can never be resettled in Australia.


 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:59 AM

If you get on a boat Shaz, you can never be resettled in Australia.


Hahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:59 AM

Handlebar mount, ash.

Can use suction cap too.



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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:00 AM

Bit late now hey Sac.

I do believe people know I work in the travel insurance industry for now.... but anyways...

 

I'll be moving over to shares and super management next month in the new role... yes... shares... :)


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:01 AM

I am the master of generic scribbles, they are so generic and scribble like that I promise you no engineer will ever be able to follow any of them.


 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:01 AM

Handlebar mount, ash.

Cool cool, that's what I was looking at.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:01 AM

I'll be moving over to shares and super management next month in the new role... yes... shares... :)

What the hell do you test in shares?


 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:02 AM

1Cover for the insurance. 
 
Morgs, Im not intentionally going to lose the camera, but you know, if it did get lost, I would get a new one. 



It just happened to get dropped overboard and end up in my mail box :D

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:02 AM

Heaps of other ways to mount too though

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:02 AM

I do believe people know I work in the travel insurance industry for now.... but anyways...
 

Nope, I just know that you hate your (current) job and love water.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:05 AM

What the hell do you test in shares?

Shares and shareholder management yo... its just investment management software I guess... because can do super funds as well... blah... we'll see in a month's time...

 

Nope, I just know that you hate you (current) job and love water.

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:05 AM

Forgot about the chicken, glad you reminded me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:06 AM

Whaat, since when do you work in Travel Insurance? 

 

I thought you tested computers so that they don't catch on fire. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 
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