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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:25 AM

5 signs you're becoming a hermit.

1.

Ugh I have to go out for dinner tonight.


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:29 AM

Hahahaha


It is true though.


I should also point out that dinner is with people from work.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:32 AM

I want a dragon golden retriever, that would be fucking awesome.


 

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:34 AM

So, what are the 4 other signs of becoming a hermit?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:34 AM

Not as good as kimmo j roisin

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:36 AM

So, what are the 4 other signs of becoming a hermit?


I'll let you know as you post them.


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:38 AM

The fourth sign of being a hermit is, you would prefer to be at home watching the F1s on your own, with only 2or3 beers...

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:38 AM

I'll let you know as you post them.
 

 

Excellent


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:39 AM

The fourth sign of being a hermit is, you would prefer to be at home watching the F1s on your own, with only 2or3 beers...


I'm not a hermit, and I would prefer to watch the F1 on my own with beers.

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:40 AM

So I think  I have narrowed my choice of what to have for dinner tonight, I like that they put the menus online.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:42 AM

Isn't the internet amazing.

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:42 AM

Sometimes


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:44 AM

If you can't do... Teach...

 

Whut?


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:44 AM

I'm not a hermit, and I would prefer to watch the F1 on my own with beers.


I meant as a posed to heading out to mates place or bar and watching it with 2-many beers!

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:45 AM

 

Whut?

 

Uh oh, it's on!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:49 AM

Zac is going to get a very stern fax from Jase soon

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:53 AM

Zac is going to get a very stern fax from Jase soon

Hahahaha... a stern telegram? :P


 

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:55 AM

Bahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:55 AM

OH SHIT!

 

This could be good lol


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Posted 17 March 2014 - 11:58 AM

Hahahaha.

Carrier pigion?

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