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#3121 B4TT

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:06 AM

There's a hire place across the road. I wanna hire a dingo.


Hire one for the weekend.

 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:07 AM

Drinking alcohol at this time of day?

 

I see you have never been to MDSC.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3123 Zac

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:07 AM

At least your daughter isn't broken Zac!



A late start is better than no start.

Yup, she is ok, she just likes to break things. Lol!

 

There's a hire place across the road. I wanna hire a dingo.

But you already have a dog


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:07 AM

 
I see you have never been to MDSC.


Haha. This

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:07 AM

 

I see you have never been to MDSC.

Nope, but I will be hopefully


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#3126 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:07 AM

A late start is better than no start.

 

Yeah, still had to drive home, hence the late start.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:08 AM

Hire one for the weekend.


Once the sewer is sorted, I'll be smashing some topsoil over the whole yard to level that cubt out. Will use one then!

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:09 AM

Just make sure it doesn't eat your baby, Adam.


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:10 AM

Mad, If you need a hand when that time comes let me know... haha

 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:12 AM

Just make sure it doesn't eat your baby, Adam.

Hardly seems fair. Dingo is going to do a days work for you and you won't even let it eat your baby.

 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:14 AM

Np Josh!

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:15 AM

What? Adam has a baby? I didn't even know Rach was pregnant!

 

Good on ya Adam! :D


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:16 AM

Yeah Zac, don't you keep up with current news? she is 5 months along.

 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:18 AM

Yeah Zac, don't you keep up with current news? she is 5 months along.

 

And Adam isn't the father..


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:22 AM

Epic sticker BossKong!

 

Might get one for the toolbox.


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:22 AM

No he isn't. It was immaculate conception.

 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:27 AM

JESESES


I think I was pregnant. And I just shit it out..

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:27 AM

 

I see you have never been to MDSC.

 

Haha, so much this.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:28 AM

No he isn't. It was immaculate conception.

 

So you're "God" and Rach is "Mary" and Adam is "Joseph" .... so you banged Rach? :o


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Posted 10 April 2014 - 09:28 AM

Yeah Zac, don't you keep up with current news? she is 5 months along.

Sorry, damn this job, keeping me from important news

 

 

And Adam isn't the father..

I didn't think so, but still congrats to Adam for stepping up

 

No he isn't. It was immaculate conception.

Anitchrist is going to be born already?


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