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#3241
Posted 10 April 2014 - 03:56 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#3242
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:00 PM
I'm thinking I'll pick something up tomorrow night, take it to my friend's place, for whom I'm house sitting when I can, order some pizza and have a night in
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#3243
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:01 PM
I'm going to get a Pizza tonight, have a smoke, and continue writing my script.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#3244
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:07 PM
Hey,
Any of you Sydney guys know someone with a nice car willing to hire them out for a few hours for my sister's wedding in June?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#3245
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:09 PM
I have a shitbox Datsun they can use for $100
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#3246
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:13 PM
I have a shitbox Datsun they can use for $100
Haha, thanks Shaz, but probably not very wedding car like
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#3247
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:15 PM
#3248
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:15 PM
Use your B4, Zac. Would be perfect!
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#3249
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:16 PM
It goes choo choo of course is suitable
Sounds more like a train
Use your B4, Zac. Would be perfect!
She asked, I declined, bashed B4 isn't very wedding like either. Lol!
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#3250
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:17 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#3251
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:21 PM
#3252
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:46 PM
BOXER REAR ZENITH
Is the true answer.
#3253
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:56 PM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#3254
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:58 PM
Big Rectal Zebra
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#3255
Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:59 PM
Blatantly Reconsidering Zack
Really? I don't know about that, but you could be right
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#3256
Posted 10 April 2014 - 05:01 PM
I didn't make that up, it really is Boxer Reardrive Zenith
#3258
Posted 10 April 2014 - 05:04 PM
Bloody Rippa Zombie
Did you have a rest on the couch after, Wob?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#3259
Posted 10 April 2014 - 05:05 PM
Was quite tired after not pushing the clutch pedal.
#3260
Posted 10 April 2014 - 05:06 PM
Lol Wob. Drink more
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
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