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#4041 B4TT

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:50 AM

Well, it would seem Russia's take over of the Ukraine is in full swing.

Yeah that shit is nasty.

 


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:50 AM

So she would have been about 1/3 the way across the intersection before the green light went the other direction?

Sounds fair enough.

Quite sure the light goes green on the opposite direction 3 seconds after the light goes red, so she should have been across the little 2 lane intersection within those 3 seconds, since it was a 70km/h zone I believe.

 

But anyways

 

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:51 AM

Moral of the story, don't run red lights.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:53 AM

I recieved a speeding fine.  1 point & $106.00 for 81 in a 70 zone.
 
Woooooooooooo.... good result.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:54 AM

Probably anal.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:56 AM

Moral of the story, don't run red lights.

Moral of the having M&Ms for breakfast story is don't run red lights?

 

Ooooook then AMSy.  :huh:


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#4047 B4TT

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:00 AM

Sorry Zac, she deserved it! I will wear the one I got, no one to blame but me.

Anyways, a bird that speaks Japanese haha awesome

 


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:02 AM

Yep, that bird is awesome.



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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:06 AM

Wot?

 

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:26 AM

Speaking of outrageous fines, it's outrageously fine here today.

Vote1 summer.

Suicide rates are higher in winter, so there is good science behind summer being better!!

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:26 AM

It's depressing hearing these statistics.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:27 AM

Summer is ok.

40+ degrees is not.

It's depressing hearing these statistics.


Cool story richo2.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:27 AM

Summer is ok.

40+ degrees is not.

So an average summer day in Perth? :P Silly Perth is too hot.

 


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:35 AM

These shots are also only possible in summer, down south at least!

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:06 PM

Wish I knew how to surf, looks like mad fun


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:14 PM

Hahahahaha, one of the managers here (a chick) just goes "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas"

Was unexpected

 


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:15 PM

Should file for harassment :sarcastic:  



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Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:17 PM

Should file for harassment :sarcastic:

Hahaha, nah she is awesome for a laugh. We hired a new person the other day in her department and I heard her say to them "This isn't the most PC office, at all really"

 


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:25 PM

Zac. Buy postie bike... :P

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 12:30 PM

Zac. Buy postie bike... :P

 

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