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#4021 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 09:16 AM

I won't.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#4022 Zac

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 09:25 AM

I wish it would stay this cold all the time. 

Yes, this!


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 09:28 AM

Gonna buy a weather station this month I think :)

Hahaha mad!

Get one of the ones that link to PC.

 


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 09:47 AM

Morning cubties

 

JUST OPENED MY MAIL

 

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Nice one brother!!!!


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 09:54 AM

I recieved a speeding fine.  1 point & $106.00 for 81 in a 70 zone.

 

Woooooooooooo.... good result.



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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:06 AM

Not bad BossMan


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:13 AM

Bit better than you were expecting BongKong.

 


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:21 AM

My sister is crazy angry because she got a fine from a redlight camera. 0.5seconds too slow through the camera, $400 fine and 3 demerit points


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:23 AM

Hahaha mad!

Get one of the ones that link to PC.


Yep!

My sister is crazy angry because she got a fine from a redlight camera. 0.5seconds too slow through the camera, $400 fine and 3 demerit points


So the light wasn't orange for a while first? :P

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:24 AM

More importantly, is your sister hot?



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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:25 AM

My sister is crazy angry because she got a fine from a redlight camera. 0.5seconds too slow through the camera, $400 fine and 3 demerit points

I got done by one of those cubts last month. I have to pay it soon.

 


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:25 AM

Pics of sister


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#4033 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:40 AM

Well, it would seem Russia's take over of the Ukraine is in full swing.

 


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:42 AM

My sister is crazy angry because she got a fine from a redlight camera. 0.5seconds too slow through the camera, $400 fine and 3 demerit points


So she took the time to calculate how much too slow she was through the light but didn't bother not not running the light in the first place?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:43 AM

So she took the time to calculate how much too slow she was through the light but didn't bother not not running the light in the first place?

The fine notice stated how long after the red light she crossed the line


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:43 AM

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


#4037 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:44 AM

Yep, I want me some Mac & bacon fries.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#4038 Zac

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:45 AM

Fork you and your giant food, AMSy


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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:46 AM


The fine notice stated how long after the red light she crossed the line


So she would have been about 1/3 the way across the intersection before the green light went the other direction?

Sounds fair enough.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


#4040 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 10:48 AM

Yep, sounds like a fine well deserved.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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