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Started by Shaz, Sep 01 2014 08:03 AM
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#1681 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:30 AM

Hi

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:31 AM

Haha, nice time to be selling 6000K - they won't realise until it rains again that they suck balls

 

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I was told to buy them from another member who will remain nameless.

 

I wish I new that 4300K was the legal limit before I bought them. I just want to get some of my money back :(


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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:32 AM

Might have a set of rev E fog covers for sale next week.

Jash & Nax...... Ok.......fight.

 

Me me me! I will happily engage Josh in a bare knuckle fight to the death for them

 

Edit: no soviet bears though, that's cheating


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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:32 AM

I don't live in it but I do own one.
 
Not really :\


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Do the math.

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:32 AM

They found out how King Richard III was murdered in 1485.... Thank fork, now I can sleep safe again.

Blackadder did it when King Richard III was stealing his horse

 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:33 AM

 

Me me me! I will happily engage Josh in a bare knuckle fight to the death for them

 

Edit: no soviet bears though, that's cheating

Don't bring knuckles to a bull fight, and by bull I mean bear, and by fight I mean you get thrown into a cage with a starving wild bear.


 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:35 AM

Yep, illegal, but more importantly they are almost non existent in heavy rain/fog etc. Terrible for country driving.


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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:36 AM

Ahh ok! shit hey! is it that they lack brightness?


 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:38 AM

KICK HIM IN THE CUSTARD MAKER!

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:39 AM

Easier to let the bear do its work.


 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:40 AM

Can the bear make custard? This is a dealbreaker

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:40 AM

Only if you ask it nicely.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:41 AM

I was talking to Nax.

Your bear is a pussy.

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:41 AM

I am pretty sure the bear can do whatever is asked of it.


 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:41 AM

Ahh ok! shit hey! is it that they lack brightness?

 

There is a point that when the light gets to "white" the headlights start to get worse.


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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:42 AM

I was talking to Nax.

Your bear is a pussy.

My bear will tear your face off and use it as a condom while it fist fucks you.


 

There is a point that when the light gets to "white" the headlights start to get worse.

Ahh ok I hear what you are saying!

 

So if they are illegal and they are shit, why would you not bin them instead of on selling them to someone who probably doesn't know what to expect who will then also be stuck with dud globes?


 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:42 AM

Ahh ok! shit hey! is it that they lack brightness?

4.3 - 4.5k has the most lumin IIRC


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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:43 AM

 
Hi Cam.
 
Long time eh!
 
Nice car. I like Mazda's.

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:45 AM

4.3 - 4.5k has the most lumin IIRC

Cool cool!


 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 11:46 AM

My bear will tear your face off and use it as a condom while it fist fucks you.

Ahh ok I hear what you are saying!
 
So if they are illegal and they are shit, why would you not bin them instead of on selling them to someone who probably doesn't know what to expect who will then also be stuck with dud globes?


Haha Harry is pretty much an international black market arms dealer. Have you trying posting up a sale thread in Syria Harry?
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