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Is there a reason why I don't attend any Church? Yes......... Why? When Senior Pastors State that Jesus commanded that we love one another. BUT, He did not say we must LIKE one another. WHAT HYPOCRISY. How can you be caring, understanding, empathetic and Loving? IF you don't give a shit about the person you are supposed to be supporting? This statement must be a classic example of how NOT to be like Jesus. Unfortunately.. I have found this doctrine is entwined within our selfish society to...

Is there a reason why I don't attend any Church? Yes......... Why? When Senior Pastors State that Jesus commanded that we love one another. BUT, He did not say we must LIKE one another. WHAT HYPOCRISY. How can you be caring, understanding, empathetic and Loving? IF you don't give a shit about the person you are supposed to be supporting? This statement must be a classic example of how NOT to be like Jesus

Cairns friends... I had a photoshoot booked for Wednesday that has been cancelled... Got a spot open now. Let me know if you'd like to take it :)

It's a good feeling coming home to find out that you have been accepted into the State Jazz Orchestra :) :)

I am 56 years old. All my life I have acted negatively. As a result people have judged me, accurately, as a loser, and I have no friends. Consequence of my own selfish actions. However trying to repair past relationships, no matter how dear, are futile, due to my past. Thank you Jesus that you are not so small minded. PS Pray you are never bitten by the BLACK DOG, his bite Never let's go and nobody (human) cares. Have been to hospital and treatment for my illness is now commencing. Thank you...

I am 56 years old. All my life I have acted negatively. As a result people have judged me, accurately, as a loser, and I have no friends. Consequence of my own selfish actions. However trying to repair past relationships, no matter how dear, are futile, due to my past. Thank you Jesus that you are not so small minded. PS Pray you are never bitten by the BLACK DOG, his bite Never let's go and nobody (human) cares. Suicide IS painless, because Life without friends SUCKS, yet I only have myself...

I am 56 years old. All my life I have acted negatively. As a result people have judged me, accurately, as a loser, and I have no friends. Consequence of my own selfish actions. However trying to repair past relationships, no matter how dear, are futile, due to my past. Thank you Jesus that you are not so small minded. PS Pray you are never bitten by the BLACK DOG, his bite Never let's go and nobody (human) cares. Suicide IS painless, because Life without friends SUCKS.

An elderly farmer in Ballarat had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a...

Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent study that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It has been found that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical advice to assess your beer consumption. WARNING : "Drinking beer eventually turns men into women". THE TEST : 100 men were each asked to drink 6 pints of beer within a one hour period. THE RESULT : 100 % of the men : Gaine...

Feeling Very Blessed to live in such a wonderful country. I slipped on the floor and hit my head on the sink. I knew that I had fractured my eye socket. I went to Caringbah Medical Centre I was seen within 30 minutes Had a CT scan 30 minutes later Fracture confirmed as stable, no surgery required, go home and rest. And all for free.

Recently I went for a ride on a horse and the horse fell over and broke it's leg. So I had to shoot the poor animal. Now the horse has a broken leg and a gunshot wound. Not sure if I know how the gunshot is supposed to help the horse recover from the broken leg, but I was just trying to help.

In world War Two, the Brits came up with a assertive, positive reply to the terrorising bombing on London by the Germans. It was - Comedy. Telling Hitler that he only had one ball, gave the common man courage to face the terror and fear of the bombing. This "ART" of using comedy to combat terrorism has been lost. I intend to "fight" terrorism with comedy this way. What do you call a ISIS Terrorist with his hand up a donkey's arse? A Mechanic. What do you call a ISIS Terrorist with his han...

I remembered on remembrance day, that people you thought your mates, will sell you under the bus...

Time for Tyres on the B4

SCHOOL 1977 VERSUS 2014 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled. 2014 - Police called. School put into lockdown. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a goo...