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its just dawned on me... 5 years as a photographer at the South Western Times...

Recently invested in a new mountain bike to get me exercising and outside in the fresh air. This morning I walked out of my unit to find my bike stolen. How low can you go?

If burger bro doesn't do well in the coming weeks... People aren't as observant as I am...

Fred the farmer is sitting at the bar of the local pub getting drunk. His old mate Bruce walks in and spots Fred drinking like there's no tomorrow and says, "Hey, what are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Fred: Some things you just can't explain. Bruce: So what happened that's so horrible? Fred: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Bruce: Ok, but that's not so ba...

God decided to settle who was the best computer programmer, Jesus or the devil. So God told them that they had 10 hours to create the best programme they could. Just as the 10 hours was almost up, the power suddenly cut off and the computers shut down. Seconds later the power came back on. On Jesus's monitor the programme came back up, but the devil had lost his whole programme. The devil got really angry and complained to God. God just smiled and said, "That's the difference between you two...

Dear Mr. Windscreen cleaner at the Picton lights... Get a real job and stop holding up traffic... Sincerley... Everyone!

My main Issue with Church is the superficiality and hypocritical people that I just can't tolerate without being caustic in my attitude. So I don't go, less I offend some delicate wanker.

How the hell was that not out... Erasmus... You're a douche... It's not about evening the ledger...

What is the Original Sin? Disobedience. Refusing to do God's will What is the Second Sin? Adam BLAMED Eve. Eve BLAMED the serpent. When we sin do we accept responsibility, or do we Blame?

Parenting, the most argued subject between mum's and dad's. Does it come down to - Do what I say or else cop this. A very draconian and dictatorial parental system, based on the child obeying the authoritarian parent who "controls" every breath the child takes, and is the reason behind teenage rebellion. Mums today are so afraid that their child will hurt themselves playing outside, that the poor kid is not allowed to have any fun. The poor child is bombarded with a barrage of don't do th...

I've never lived somewhere where the power goes out so bloody much...

Rhyno!!! Strikes!!

Ok, Walk in the Spirit; Tell me more Paul, what is it, and how do I do it? But does Paul tell me? No. Instead he harps on about the fruit's, but not the what, how, where, when and why. So we are left to wonder: What is this "Spirit" we are supposed to walk in? And - HOW do we do it? First, we must decide on the identity of this "Spirit". Unfortunately, I have some BAD News for some of you. Through personal experience, I have discovered that Paul was not referring to the "Spirit" of James...

A Revelation!!! For years I have heard sermons totally based on this one scripture. A Scripture that, to this day evades an agreed, doctrinal foundation. Due to debate between literal and symbolic interpretation of the first sentence of the verse. However little attention is given to the second sentence of the verse, a conditional promise from God. This second sentence promises that IF you DO the first sentence, you WILL NOT SIN. WHAT? Read Gal 5:16 Tell me I'm wrong, (thought I was once, but...

May I say, after being a "Christian" for 30+ years, backsliding numerous times, coz church taught me to rely on me, not on Jesus. So every time I failed in my "duty", I backslid and left "church". However, Jesus did not leave me. (Footsteps Poem). Though disillusioned, due to perceived superficiality of selfish "Sunday Christians". I decided to be "stone cold" rather than be "Lukewarm" - and compromise the Gospel. However this mentality is a deception from the devil. Why? It only promotes div...