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Started by Liberty, Jun 01 2015 10:05 AM
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#621 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 11:18 AM

Morning fellow tossbags.

 

 

Might go back to bed.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 June 2015 - 12:33 PM

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#623 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 12:42 PM

It's not really that awkward because I don't actually care.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#624 Hypnotic

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 01:14 PM

I have bacon and eggs. fork your society.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 June 2015 - 01:25 PM

I have bacon and eggs. fork your society.


And the downward spiral begins.


 

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 01:30 PM

Is that your professional opinion? Did you read somewhere that this is what signals the beginning?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 June 2015 - 01:30 PM

I have a schnitzel and bacon burger

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 01:54 PM

I have Fat Yak


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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:08 PM

Nah, but when people start including the word 'society' in their rants you know shit is getting bad.

 

 

Sort of like Arj Barker's joke 'When someone starts a sentence with "As a taxpayer..." you know they're about to be an *******'



 

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:10 PM

I like the "as a single mum of x amount of children..........."


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:14 PM

Throw obesity into the mix and you've pretty much got a feminist.



 

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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:17 PM

As an pot smoking, herp de derp alcoholic.... I take offence to your face.


and people in general.


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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:19 PM

As a single, overweight, unemployed, lazy cubt, I couldn't be forked even reading what you said.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:22 PM

I reckon we all should have 1 free slap in life. Know what I mean?  Just 1 slap you could dish out with no repercussions or legalities.

 

 

I'd slap you so hard.


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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:24 PM

I don't understand where this sudden need for abuse has come from.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:30 PM

Why do you feel you need to understand it?

 

Take it, bitch!  You love it.


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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:34 PM

You young kids and your lack of respect.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:53 PM

And what the fork have I told you about the lawn and keeping off it, huh!


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Posted 10 June 2015 - 02:57 PM

fork your lawn. 


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 June 2015 - 03:25 PM

Nah, you be nice to the guy with the lawn, cos then when he dies he gives you his Gran Torino.



 

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