What up biznitches. Some info about August.
August is named after Augustus Gloop, a German boy who drowned in Chocolate, some people say INCORRECTLY that August comes from the Romans, but these people are WRONG.
August 1, 1944: Anne Frank penned her last entry. 'Nazis in house. Really have to fart. Hope they don't find me. YOLO '
August 2, 1990: Iraq invaded Kuwait and therefore kicked of the first Gulf War, bunch of cubtbags.
August 3, 1492: Christopher Columbus set sail from Spantugal to find a western passage to Asia, he landed in Bahamas and was like, 'Yep, this is Japan, job done. Pub' Legend.
August 15, 1969: WOODSTOCK MAN!!!
August 26, 1883: Krakatoa flipped it's lid and forked shit up.