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[SUBARU]

Banana! Good idea.

[XXB4XX]

Banana! Good idea.

So sir, How long have you been at your current address .. "Banana"

Why do you use the current product "Banana"

hahah

It could work fine!

[CRUISN]

I got an Indian telemarketer so pissed, he yelled "f**k You" and hung up. You can have so much fun with telemarketers.

[Soop]

Talk them around in circles for 45mins. Then decline their offer and hang up....

[Rob]

Last time i got called- Me: Hello... Douchebag: Hello id like to talk to you about a great deal we have... Me realising its a telemarketer: ...Haha just joking im not really here, leave your name and number after the tone. *click* Beep Beep Beep.

[B4TT]

Hahahaha Telemarketers, endless source of entertainment

[Mav]

ROFL subaru. well done

[Evil_VZ-T]

My rant: What a shit day i have had, Woke up and went to school as per normal, wished my mate happy 18th birthday and off we went headed to the local for a drink. I got a text message on my phone, as i was driving i jut handed it to my best mate in the back to read it. i saw a weird look on his face and he said " im not going to read this out mate". So here is me thinking that its My g/f sending me raunchy messages again so i giggled and had a look. to my surprise it said " Hey babe, i need you to know something, last week a slept with someone else, and i know that i made a mistake, im so sorry, i love you so much" My heart sank, I just coudnt believe it. The Ford laser then copped a wringing of its life down the road as i unleashed my anger and emotions. then we had some beers to drink our problems away and enjoy that the last bloke in our group was 18. so after a few rounds in the 45 minute time span we headed back to school. A sober mate drove us back. after a while i headed to work at floriade, when i got there i realized that my fly/zipper on my pants was fugged, so i velcro'd i shut. quite embarressing. anyway got a phone call later from my mother saying that my mates had been suspended for being drunk at school. (one on his birthday). Luckily my name wasnt put forward. So thats my f**ked up day

[Soop]

Man, same thing happens every time with you . At your age, don't worry about it. Just get a root every now and then and leave it at that.

[Dylan]

My rant: What a shit day i have had, Woke up and went to school as per normal, wished my mate happy 18th birthday and off we went headed to the local for a drink. I got a text message on my phone, as i was driving i jut handed it to my best mate in the back to read it. i saw a weird look on his face and he said " im not going to read this out mate". So here is me thinking that its My g/f sending me raunchy messages again so i giggled and had a look. to my surprise it said

" Hey babe, i need you to know something, last week a slept with someone else, and i know that i made a mistake, im so sorry, i love you so much"

My heart sank, I just coudnt believe it. The Ford laser then copped a wringing of its life down the road as i unleashed my anger and emotions.

then we had some beers to drink our problems away and enjoy that the last bloke in our group was 18. so after a few rounds in the 45 minute time span we headed back to school. A sober mate drove us back.

after a while i headed to work at floriade, when i got there i realized that my fly/zipper on my pants was fugged, so i velcro'd i shut. quite embarressing.

anyway got a phone call later from my mother saying that my mates had been suspended for being drunk at school. (one on his birthday). Luckily my name wasnt put forward.

So thats my f**ked up day

Ouch man. Never a good story to tell.

From experience.. Tell the girl to get stuffed. It's all downhill from here 99% of the time, you guys will never recover from that.

The drunk part sounds good, sounds like your mates will be seeing a lot more of you as you will have more time after dumping the girl.

The drunk at school part sounds even better, doing that made the school day ultra awesome, only I was lucky enough to never get caught on the few occasions I did it.

Lucky you got out of it, Lance.

P.S. Alex - call me tomorrow. Come in to the city and hook up for some drinks, I heard a rumour that a George Clooney look-a-like might be in the area, too.

[Soop]

How old are you, oh wise one?


ROFL

Older than him, that's all that matters.
Been there done it. So sftu

[XXB4XX]

f**k Lance, same old shit man.. Get the f**k out of there! Im not babying you through this again, Once a Ho always a Ho! end of story... You are what 18-19?? man.. you got so many boxes to fill up ahead of you dude!, I know it hurts, and it will hurt for a bit, but then you will look back and laugh at yourself for even being there in the 1st place. Seriously, go out there and f**k! go and find a decent girl. Obviously your "in love" and it's blinding you from whats going on.. but, go put on your footy boots, and kick her in the c**t as hard as you can, until it bleeds. Im sorry to be saying all this about your Mrs, which I can see you care about, but it's a one way street Lance that your the only way driving up!!! You can't gain trust, all you can do is lose it.. and she in my books, I would not trust. Now, Go get the laser, do some reverse hellies, and move on.

[SUBARU]

My rant: What a shit day i have had, Woke up and went to school as per normal, wished my mate happy 18th birthday and off we went headed to the local for a drink. I got a text message on my phone, as i was driving i jut handed it to my best mate in the back to read it. i saw a weird look on his face and he said " im not going to read this out mate". So here is me thinking that its My g/f sending me raunchy messages again so i giggled and had a look. to my surprise it said

" Hey babe, i need you to know something, last week a slept with someone else, and i know that i made a mistake, im so sorry, i love you so much"

My heart sank, I just coudnt believe it. The Ford laser then copped a wringing of its life down the road as i unleashed my anger and emotions.

then we had some beers to drink our problems away and enjoy that the last bloke in our group was 18. so after a few rounds in the 45 minute time span we headed back to school. A sober mate drove us back.

after a while i headed to work at floriade, when i got there i realized that my fly/zipper on my pants was fugged, so i velcro'd i shut. quite embarressing.

anyway got a phone call later from my mother saying that my mates had been suspended for being drunk at school. (one on his birthday). Luckily my name wasnt put forward.

So thats my f**ked up day

BAAAAHHHHHH!!! What a shitty day!

Mate, is this the same chick that "wanted space" or some shit some time ago?

Cut her off. she sounds like she doesn't love you at all. It know it sucks and hurts and all of that, but remember to keep your pride in check.
Head up, chin out, get out there and find yourself someone that respects themselves and respects you. There is no point in dwelling on this one. It's a clear cut case that she is a ho. She didn't even have the courtesy to tell you face to face. Text??? What a b*tch.

Remember, the best way to get over someone is to get on top of someone.

Shame to hear about your mates... Pretty silly to go to school drunk, but hey, I guess they were supporting a mate in a time of need???

[bLoNde MaFia]

Ok 1stly - DYLAN COUNT ME IN.. u sure George Clooney will be there? I juz had my weekly From Dusk Til Dawn fix but if ur offering something more in the physical form, I'm there baby!


And Lance, as hurtful as it is - ur lucky it happened when ur young. It prepares u - makes u stronger and able to cope with almost anything in the relationship dept after that. Same thing happened 2 me but I was 16, my b/f and my bestfriend.. apparently at MY HOUSE! Altho I had my suspicions I didnt entirely find out it was true until I was dumped and a few months down the track when the guy came 2 me and told me he'd made a "big mistake letting me go and he didnt mean 2 do that wiv (insert slag-features name here)".
Like I said, I my suspicions but cos I was "in love" I couldnt really see it, a lil blinded. I'd known my bestfriend since 3rd Class Primary School. From that day I hadnt spoken 2 her since. She tried dragging me in2 alot of stuff wiv lies and I blantently had enuff of her shit, so I cut the cord with both of them after all of that and I saw how each of their lives went spiralling down hill and was very glad I wasnt involved in eithers.

She sounds like she duznt deserve u and not meaning 2 sound clinche' but there's better girls out there.
It's rather gutless that she resorted 2 txtn u it, just shows what type of person she really is.
How's that saying go, a ho never changes.. I mean... A leopard never changes it's spots?
Take it as a learning experience on how f**ked up the human race can be.
I agree with the "love blinding" thing, it's easy for us all 2 say to u "ur better off" "go shag someone else" blah blah blah but when ur in that situation, u have emotions attached and memories so it's hard to see the situation for what it really is.
One day u'll look back like me and laugh and say "Pffft! I was so lucky I got out of that!"

I honestly dont know how ppl cheat
Yup, best way to get over her is juz hang out with ur friends, try not 2 get drunk @ skool again tho lol.
Enjoy being young!
*big hugs for Lance*
Sorry u had 2 go thru that matey, that is a f**ked up day indeed

PS: Gotta love watching "Cheaters" tho God I <3 that show... lol

[buddylove]

quoted $390 from subaru for a coilpack.. bahahahah, fuggers... soop dont forget the coilpack on sunday pretty please!

[bLoNde MaFia]

Banana! Good idea.

I just get Ralph from Simpsons in my head

"GO BANANA!"

PS: I juz ate one.. om nom nom nom...

RANT: Bananas r expensive..

[SUBARU]

So.... Have I mentioned how much I love my job? I have complete autonomy over my hours and I just spent the last 3 hours at the pub. I've just arrived back at my desk and am quite pissed. In another hour work will supply me with free drinks and food, as they do every friday. So I will be even more pissder soon. Life's good.

[bLoNde MaFia]

"Pissder" add that 2 the dictionary hehehe WOW - what do u do 4 a job if u dont mind me askin?

[SUBARU]

I work at SEEK. Essentially I am a consultant for Business Brokers and Franchisors.. I look after their online advertising requirements.