THE RANT THREAD!!!

Started by Guest_Alex_* , Aug 25 2008 09:58 AM

«
Prev

Please log in to reply

1206 replies to this topic

#1201 Hypnotic

Everything you see is an hallucination

Members
23,835 posts

Gender:Not Telling
Location:In the alley way
Interests:long walks behind abandoned buildings.

Posted 03 March 2010 - 08:00 PM

ahh Geelong town, always something good happening down there, come to the dark side (east Melbs, you know you want to <_<

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

Back to top

#1202 CodeBurn3r

Resident Mexican

SubyClub Area Rep
4,048 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Melbourne, Vic

Posted 21 May 2010 - 05:52 PM

F**CKING WOMEN! Friend: Im upset with you. Me: Why? Friend: Don't Talk to me again until you can apologise Me: What? Why, What have i done? Friend: Thats the thing you should know. Me: Ok im sorry for what i have done? i never meant to upset you what ever i did. Friend: Not good enough, you cant just do that? Me: do what??? tell me what i did so i know not to do it again? Friend: I'm not talking to you until you can understand why im upset. How can they be so farking irrational... im not kidding this is exactly the conversation. turns out, because i didn't reply to something she said last night in a timely manner she thought i didn't care... still im in the bad books.. No doubt in a few days i will be in bad books because i haven't attempted to talk to her to mend things... AGHHHHHHH:dash2:

ams: "Can't live with them, can't throw rocks at them."

Back to top

#1203 ams

Regular Member

Members
29,212 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Fremantle, WA

Posted 21 May 2010 - 05:56 PM

Dude, turn it around and make it her fault. Blame her phone/email/whatever saying you replied but she didn't get it and that she's a cruel bitch and made you cry yourself to sleep because SHE didn't reply to YOU. Trust me. 60% of the time it works EVERY time...

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

Back to top

#1204 Richo

Regular Member

Members
7,765 posts

Gender:Male
Interests:Not the internet

Posted 21 May 2010 - 05:57 PM

Pooper, stick it in there

Stuff goes here

Back to top

#1205 CodeBurn3r

Resident Mexican

SubyClub Area Rep
4,048 posts

Gender:Male
Location:Melbourne, Vic

Posted 21 May 2010 - 06:38 PM

stuff it, best mates for 11 fkn years, through everything under the sun, abusive boyfriends, losing her parents and she pulls this shit on me after i have been there for her through all of it.

ams: "Can't live with them, can't throw rocks at them."

Back to top

#1206 buzzda

Regular Member

Members
3,370 posts

Gender:Male

Posted 22 May 2010 - 09:17 AM

F**CKING WOMEN!

Friend: Im upset with you.
Me: Why?
Friend: Don't Talk to me again until you can apologise
Me: What? Why, What have i done?
Friend: Thats the thing you should know.
Me: Ok im sorry for what i have done? i never meant to upset you what ever i did.
Friend: Not good enough, you cant just do that?
Me: do what??? tell me what i did so i know not to do it again?
Friend: I'm not talking to you until you can understand why im upset.

At this point you should have proceeded to tell her "FINE! Don't talk too me...........

just GET IN THE KITCHEN AND BAKE ME SOME FUCKIN PIE!!"

:sarcastic: