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[Scuba-Roo]

rant: your friends girlfriend has a whole 4pack of cruisers then pukes up everywhere, then has an epileptic fit or somthing, then become a blob of jelly.

[Shiv]

rant: your friends girlfriend has a whole 4pack of cruisers then pukes up everywhere, then has an epileptic fit or somthing, then become a blob of jelly.

Phone a friend?

Oh wait, that wasn't a question....

You should ask the audience.

[Scuba-Roo]

HAHA!

[ams]

a whole 4pack of cruisers

Hahaha - a WHOLE 4 pack?

Cheap date ftw

[bLoNde MaFia]

Cheap date espesh when U dont even have 2 pay for the trip 2 the hospital... ambos rock. rant: too many easter eggs hidden around the house I must constantly walk past... damn easter...

[Alex]

rant: your friends girlfriend has a whole 4pack of cruisers then pukes up everywhere, then has an epileptic fit or somthing, then become a blob of jelly.

4pack of cruisers = poor man's rohypnol.

[Scuba-Roo]

hahaha! especially when the tax comes down too

[B4TT]

LOL that is cheap as shit! 4 pack hjahahahahahaha

[ams]

LOL that is cheap as shit! 4 pack hjahahahahahaha

That's almost as sad as the itty bitty beers you drink!

[N/A_EJ22]

Rant: Park my car out the front of my uncles house yesterday for like an hour. Come back, nicely sized dent on my drivers side rear quarter under my tail light and some nice scratches on my rear bumper. Oh and some cracked paint under my tail light as well! Uncles neighbour across the road reversed out of her driveway, hit my car and driven straight back in and not said a word! Uncles gone to her door and knocked 3 times whilst yelling hello out and she didnt answer when she was clearly home! Worst part about this f**k up is i wont get a cent from her! Apparently its a no parking zone but the only sign that would be in view is behind a stoby pole facing the opposite direction so i didnt see it did I! Usually i park in their driveway but it was full so had to park on the street for the first time and this f**king happens! So anyway, uncle gets to talk too her this morning, she felt a bit embarrassed but when some kind of compensation was mentioned she turned into a f**king slag and told my uncle to get out probably because shes legally off the hook because of where I was parked. So my uncle had a go at her. We're thinking of getting a quote and going to the council and say "the sign was obstructed and because of that this happened, give us our money" But i doubt that'll work. So now ive got to fork out more non existent f**king money to get this fixed while Ive got a myriad of other things in need of attention! f**king b*tch! end rant. Oh pics will be up soon.

[Shiv]

Very sorry to hear! I've been there, done that.... Get on the councils back. Thats all I've got to say.

[Scuba-Roo]

ouch that sucks!

[Alex]

Rant: Park my car out the front of my uncles house yesterday for like an hour. Come back, nicely sized dent on my drivers side rear quarter under my tail light and some nice scratches on my rear bumper. Oh and some cracked paint under my tail light as well! Uncles neighbour across the road reversed out of her driveway, hit my car and driven straight back in and not said a word! Uncles gone to her door and knocked 3 times whilst yelling hello out and she didnt answer when she was clearly home! Worst part about this f**k up is i wont get a cent from her! Apparently its a no parking zone but the only sign that would be in view is behind a stoby pole facing the opposite direction so i didnt see it did I! Usually i park in their driveway but it was full so had to park on the street for the first time and this f**king happens!

So anyway, uncle gets to talk too her this morning, she felt a bit embarrassed but when some kind of compensation was mentioned she turned into a f**king slag and told my uncle to get out probably because shes legally off the hook because of where I was parked. So my uncle had a go at her.

We're thinking of getting a quote and going to the council and say "the sign was obstructed and because of that this happened, give us our money" But i doubt that'll work. So now ive got to fork out more non existent f**king money to get this fixed while Ive got a myriad of other things in need of attention!

f**king b*tch!

end rant.

Oh pics will be up soon.

you know where she lives?

[N/A_EJ22]

you know where she lives?

Ahh great minds think alike. My mate gets back from Canberra this week.....................with a back pack full of fire works

Had the idea of ripping the letters off the no parking sign or taking caliper paint to it but might be a bit suspect.

[CodeBurn3r]

Stupid Fing Twisty turn screw clippy subaru things WHyyyyyy god i hate them! and WTF is with everything that is hidden behind my front bar being razor sharp! and typing the same thing 2 times cause the first post just vanished. AND!!! why the hell is my exhaust now farting on rev drop! stupid stupid resonatorectomy idea

[Alex]

Stupid Fing Twisty turn screw clippy subaru things

WHyyyyyy

god i hate them!

and WTF is with everything that is hidden behind my front bar being razor sharp!

and typing the same thing 2 times cause the first post just vanished.

AND!!! why the hell is my exhaust now farting on rev drop!

stupid stupid resonatorectomy idea

your car hates you.
its trying to cut you up when you try to cut it up.
it farts out the exhaust coz you gave it bumAIDS.
as for the vanishing post.....your computer hates you.

[buddylove]

your car hates you.
its trying to cut you up when you try to cut it up.
it farts out the exhaust coz you gave it bumAIDS.
as for the vanishing post.....your computer hates you.

you'd make an awesome grievance counselor alex.

*but why did she have to pass away so young counselor alex!!*
*its because you gave her teh bum aids.*

[Alex]

im actually planning on getting into management. true story.

[B4TT]

That's almost as sad as the itty bitty beers you drink!

LOL its not always about the size
See I can drink them quicker and they wont get hot at all!
Then again pints are not really that much bigger so I guess they wouldnt get hot either

[Evil_VZ-T]

RANT: RSLC, To fit in over there you have to either live in SA, or be a qualified mechanic + engineer + professional drag racer. if your under the age of 25, forget about it, P platers are a hate as they dont know anything or have no experince with anything. FFS. They are too anal about people that say things that arnt within 99.46% correct of what the "elite members" Believe.