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Posted 27 April 2016 - 07:31 PM
I wanna do the same to you.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 07:33 PM
There's only distance, fear and height stopping you right?
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 07:42 PM
Mainly just the height.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 07:43 PM
Once you're on your knees, height will not matter.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 07:47 PM
Are leprechauns nice?
No, not at all. To modern-day leprechaunologist Colin Chapman, they are ‘a difficult kith, belligerent and easily angered.’ They’re prone to ‘a binge of whiskey,’ they ‘steal horses’ (later cars), they’re ‘liars’ and ‘gang members.’ Other show, per Curran, ‘a fondness for abducting unbaptised human babies.’
There is one slight exception: the leprechauns of ‘some parts’ of Munster, per some sources, where leprechauns are more amiable and sometimes will give a sparán na scillinge (purse of the shilling), which never empties.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 07:58 PM
That makes bumptys balls burn.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 07:58 PM
Thanks for the history lesson
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:10 PM
Anyone watch Game of Thrones? Melisandre (Carice van Houten). Definite smash.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:27 PM
Eww didn't you see what she really looks like
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:28 PM
She's gotta keep that damn necklace on. Or turn the lights off.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:35 PM
That's such a cruel thing to say.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:39 PM
If you see her without a necklace, you will know why.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:41 PM
So many old freds......
Just saw the M*A*S*H episode with Rita Wilson.
Such a babe back then. Would smash.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:43 PM
Something about her face makes her look weird, but yes, I will agree.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:48 PM
Looks like I scored a rental property for the next 12 months.
It's taken ages, I've been looking every weekend for over 4 months to find the right place.
Feels odd.....
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:54 PM
Congratulations mate! When's the house warming party?
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 08:56 PM
Good shit Jase! Area you wanted it?
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 09:12 PM
I want to move but there's nothing but shitbox granny flats and bedsits up my way.
And I couldn't be fuct tbh.
And I couldn't be fuct tbh.
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Posted 27 April 2016 - 09:53 PM
Congratulations mate! When's the house warming party?
Ha maybe after I sign the lease.
Had to pay the first month within 24hrs to secure it or they would give it to some other cubt.
Apparently I can only sign the lease during weekday business hours, Im away most of next week and the week after with work so I thought I'd be a bit forked. Luckily, the agent agreed to postpone the signing until I get back as I offered 12months rent up front to make sure I get it.
Good shit Jase! Area you wanted it?
Yep, less than 10mins from the kids, still the same travel times to work and is heaps big enough. Backyard could be bigger though (Im used to a massive backyard!)
Garage is a big brick double, about 9m long and has a toilet and washbasin. WIN!!
I want to move but there's nothing but shitbox granny flats and bedsits up my way.
And I couldn't be fuct tbh.
Sounds like you'd be better off where you are then Kong.
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