Suby Club

Thats heaps gay

Lols at Shaz's Blurger.

Yeah pumping out the PR for my brother in laws shop. 

 

More cubts that go there the better

Are you a shareholder or something

Yep

So would you say your interest rate is high?

But what's your term deposit rate, I'm forking dying to know.

Go and ask Gazbank fuckers. 

Banks can go fork themselves.

 

 

forking Census, what a cubtsus.

 

 

And now I have to do my tax.

 

 

Adulting is gay as fork.

Yeah im over adulting

Yeah im over adulting

Says the guy pokemon'ing.

Pokemoning is good

Uh huh.

Lols, Shaz, you play Pokémon, pack billies and talk about PC Games all day.

 

You're pretty much a 14yr old. I actually feel like a predator just talking to you.

And responsible for like a $100,000,000 portfolio of finances. 

 

Lol. I love being a big kid. 

That's the scary part.

 

I'm moving to Russia if Gary becomes a Financial Adviser.

Hahaha. 

 

Gazplan

I think he intends to build a house out of gaming PCs and STi parts.

Gazplan: Hello sir, madam. Welcome to Gazplan.
Customer(s)/Victims: Thanks Gazplan. I have $50,000 to invest, what do you recommend?
Gazplan: brb guys.
<cut to Gazplan on sc asking for advice>
Gazplan: k guy's have you considered the upcoming market of my spare parts box of car bits?

Hahahaha

 

Waffles. Invest everything in waffles