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[ams]

Argh all this talk of exotics makes me want to start detailing them again.

If you want a real exotic, you can do the rex for me?

[B4TT]

Simple goals are right. That's why whenever anyone accuses me of being a wanker, I reply, "Well, a bloke's gotta have a hobby so why not have one that makes you feel good?"

That is an awesome line!

[Marv]

It's a personal fave, along with the one about sucking piss out of a dead cat to get drunk

[B4TT]

I just got a call from stabbed work mate as he will now be known, he will be back at work in about 3 weeks, he got done in the hand, his arm (he was pissed that his tattoo got sliced) and his back. Got to see a surgeon or something today apparently.

Seemed in good spirits though which was good. Other bloke is "at the police" as he put it LOL.

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"Stabby Von Holeinhand" is his new name. Please inform him of this fact.

[B4TT]

Hahaha oh I will! soon as he is back at work he will not be hearing the end of it

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"Stabby Von Holeinhand"

That's up there with Baron Vonchickenpants.

[B4TT]

http://www.smh.com.a...1013-1llpj.html

Shit, this shit is getting crazy.. apparently senior pilots for QANTAS get as much as $536,000 a year... mental.

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Test pilots get even more. I know one and it pays for his tarmac rallying obsession (in a 350 HT GTS Monaro) quite well

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http://www.smh.com.a...1013-1llpj.html

Shit, this shit is getting crazy.. apparently senior pilots for QANTAS get as much as $536,000 a year... mental.

They deserve it mate.

Have the lives of over 200 people in their hands.

Plus their 6+ years of training and paying for all their flight lessons themselves.

[ams]

Have the lives of over 200 people in their hands.

I SAVE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE EVERY MINUTE

[skillionaire]

Simple goals are right. That's why whenever anyone accuses me of being a wanker, I reply, "Well, a bloke's gotta have a hobby so why not have one that makes you feel good?"

Martian, this is getting a bit scary. One of my favourites is "I know I'm a dickhead, but I've always been told to stick to what I'm good at".

[B4TT]

A young Bromance is forming. Jesus Christ.

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Maybe you too should go and make a porno together or something.

[B4TT]

Walts will film it.

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Martian, this is getting a bit scary. One of my favourites is "I know I'm a dickhead, but I've always been told to stick to what I'm good at".

A young Bromance is forming. Jesus Christ.

Great minds thinking alike - that's all.

Maybe you too should go and make a porno together or something.

I'd be happy to slay my way through many moisten poons just so long as Skillionaire's balls or shaft doesn't touch mine.

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I'd be happy to slay my way through many moisten poons just so long as Skillionaire's balls or shaft doesn't touch mine.

It would be hard to be in the same room with Nik and not touch his meat and 2 veg.

He's a big man... if you know what I mean.

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I don't understand... I mean, I get you're inferring he has a large tallywhacker but how do you know this?

Disturbing.

[B4TT]

Nah he really doesn't.. his GF has confirmed to a few of us that he is packing a rather "compact" piece.

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2" Terror that spins at 9000rpm like a sewing machine?