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#4941 Morgan

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 12:37 PM

Did you have sex?


No.

Constantly poking her with my penis while she was still asleep didn't work either.


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 12:41 PM

Constantly poking her with my penis while she was still asleep didn't work either.


I imagine this would be like being stabbed with a warm piece of Brie.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 12:46 PM


I imagine this would be like being stabbed with a warm piece of Brie.

I like to imagine it feels more like a large chilli and cheese kransky.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 12:48 PM

I would rather not imagine it.

 


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 12:49 PM

I would rather not imagine it.

You don't need to imagine it.

It happens to you.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 12:58 PM

In all fairness I did ask you to stop.

 


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 12:59 PM

In all fairness I did ask you to stop.

Yeah, but I continued.

If I didn't hear you saying stop, it's not illegal to continue.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:02 PM

I like to imagine it feels more like a large chilli and cheese kransky.


Cheese sausage that's been microwaved and dipped in aids.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:06 PM

Morgan, nice snake you had in your yard :P

 


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:08 PM

Thanks. There was a better one at work. And then again in my pants. But like Walts, you don't need to imagine that :)

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:16 PM

Just got quotes to put in 4 springs and do a wheel alignment.
Ranging from 800, to $215 from a mate of shaz and bens.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:17 PM

Just got quotes to put in 4 springs and do a wheel alignment.
Ranging from 800, to $215 from a mate of shaz and bens.

Is Shaz going to post them to his mate?

Do you need your car for the next 5 to 10 years?

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:18 PM

no.
I am going to drive there and help him put them in.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:19 PM

Walts do you reckon your new black wings will need much cleaning?

I didn't install wings on the B4.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:20 PM

Fark getting up at 6:20 in the morning LOL I get up at 7:15.


I get up at 520 every morning. When I drive, i get up between 430 and 5 to avoid Marvrage ™ in traffic.


I imagine this would be like being stabbed with a warm piece of Brie.


Hammering in a nail with wet spaghetti.
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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:22 PM

no.
I am going to drive there and help him put them in.

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Walts do you reckon your new black RIMS will need much cleaning?


Nice autocorrect.
Stupid autocorrect/fat fingers

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:24 PM

I assume they will need the same amount of cleaning as the previous rims seeing as they are the same brakes and everything still.

Just will be much easier to wipe over.

I just need to keep putting lots of tyre shine on to match the shinnyness of the rims.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:25 PM

@Nik, appears your 'friends' are still batting off on this shit.

"Well hopefully people start beating the shit out of cops and then this thing can really kick off.

**** em, the more police getting beat the better the world is."

 


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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:26 PM

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 01:44 PM

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