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[Morgan]

Did you have sex?

No.

Constantly poking her with my penis while she was still asleep didn't work either.

Baaahahahahahahahaha

[ams]

Constantly poking her with my penis while she was still asleep didn't work either.

I imagine this would be like being stabbed with a warm piece of Brie.

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I imagine this would be like being stabbed with a warm piece of Brie.

I like to imagine it feels more like a large chilli and cheese kransky.

[B4TT]

I would rather not imagine it.

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I would rather not imagine it.

You don't need to imagine it.

It happens to you.

[B4TT]

In all fairness I did ask you to stop.

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In all fairness I did ask you to stop.

Yeah, but I continued.

If I didn't hear you saying stop, it's not illegal to continue.

[ams]

I like to imagine it feels more like a large chilli and cheese kransky.

Cheese sausage that's been microwaved and dipped in aids.

[B4TT]

Morgan, nice snake you had in your yard

[Morgan]

Thanks. There was a better one at work. And then again in my pants. But like Walts, you don't need to imagine that

[Jordan]

Just got quotes to put in 4 springs and do a wheel alignment.
Ranging from 800, to $215 from a mate of shaz and bens.

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Just got quotes to put in 4 springs and do a wheel alignment.
Ranging from 800, to $215 from a mate of shaz and bens.

Is Shaz going to post them to his mate?

Do you need your car for the next 5 to 10 years?

[Jordan]

no.
I am going to drive there and help him put them in.

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Walts do you reckon your new black wings will need much cleaning?

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Walts do you reckon your new black wings will need much cleaning?

I didn't install wings on the B4.

[Marv]

Fark getting up at 6:20 in the morning LOL I get up at 7:15.

I get up at 520 every morning. When I drive, i get up between 430 and 5 to avoid Marvrage ™ in traffic.

I imagine this would be like being stabbed with a warm piece of Brie.

Hammering in a nail with wet spaghetti.

[Jordan]

no.
I am going to drive there and help him put them in.

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Walts do you reckon your new black RIMS will need much cleaning?

Nice autocorrect.
Stupid autocorrect/fat fingers

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I assume they will need the same amount of cleaning as the previous rims seeing as they are the same brakes and everything still.

Just will be much easier to wipe over.

I just need to keep putting lots of tyre shine on to match the shinnyness of the rims.

[B4TT]

@Nik, appears your 'friends' are still batting off on this shit.

"Well hopefully people start beating the shit out of cops and then this thing can really kick off.

**** em, the more police getting beat the better the world is."

[Adam]

Thugs.

[Adam]

Dat Ass

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