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#981 B4TT

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:52 PM

LOL good fix Morgan.

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:52 PM

Morgan, if you want a job at NAB, let me know.

You may have to do more then pay people though. :)

I just done a fart that lasted for 10 seconds.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:53 PM

Morgan, if you want a job at NAB, let me know.


Sure! What would I do?

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:56 PM

Dunno, depends on where you want to work.

Branch, Call centre, foreign markets, stockbroking, P&C, IT, etc etc.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:57 PM

Probably a branch

Definitely not a call centre

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 12:59 PM

I will do this: "foreign markets, stockbroking " for you, although I have no idea what these jobs do and I will probably not do a good job at it ... but it is the thought that counts right>?

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:02 PM

Ouch to anyone wanting to use the Harbour Bridge this afternoon

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The Sydney Harbour Bridge has been closed in both directions after a multi-vehicle pile-up this afternoon.



A CareFlight spokesman said one of its helicopters had landed on the Bridge with a doctor and a paramedic.

The accident, which took place about 1.20pm today, also involved an empty petrol tanker and two cars, say police.

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:03 PM

Thats chat.

Morgs, if you're serious, shoot me your resume, and i'll pass it onto the right people.
 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:07 PM

Josh, you are prett much picturing me spot on :P


Also is that your view from your office?

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:09 PM

Don't have my resume here...

Actually, I haven't looked at it since I got my job here 3 and a half years ago!

What's a good job to look out for in NAB?

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:10 PM

Adarm, no not mine, that is the Sydney Morning Heralds photo. My office is back near central.. thus why I see pooftersexuals on the odd occasion and shitloads of junkies.

Didn't offer me a job you shazb1tch.

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:17 PM

Pretty sure I have bleeding nostrils from hayfever!

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:18 PM

Haha you need nose tampons

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:22 PM

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:23 PM

Lol that's exactly what I need!

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:28 PM

Subway Roasts .... Footlongs ;)

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:30 PM

Reckon you can do both of them Phil?

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:33 PM

Chapped inner nostrils.




What's everyone doing this weekend?

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:37 PM

I know what caused your nostrils to bleed, it was Godz way of punishing you for your attitude on pubs and beer. Jesus LOL'd

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 01:38 PM

Reckon you can do both of them Phil?


I rekon i would come close :)




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