I had an older woman in yesterday - such a legend. When I said to one of the young girls she was with that she can wash up her own glass because I don't do women's work, the young bird chirped, very displeased with the treatment I'd given (even though it's pretty

'ing obvious it's a joke) to her. My canned response for such uprising is;
"Welcome to the country, sweetheart"
Said in my best ute muster accent.
This brought on another blowfish face explosion and the 'well I never' eyes were on full blast.
The older lady, who was her mother, said;
"Just clean the bloody glass like he told you to"
Haha. We went on to talk about her youth, where she repeatedly said "When men were men, and women were women, we got more respect than what these liberated modern women do now - they just don't know it"
Haha. Her daughter was fairly mortified that she was defending me and my actions.
When I opened the door for her when she went to leave she nearly died; "Why aren't you thirty years older?" she asked.
She's the kind of person the phrase "good woman" was coined for.