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[skillionaire]

Girlfriend less than three?

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Morgan Freeman in MS Paint.

[B4TT]

Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, he thinks of her as a three... thus the SMS break up. which is clearly staged.

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Meanwhile, In Australia.

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So, I was at the girlfriends last night. At about 11pm there was the loudest crack and bang I have ever heard.

All the dogs were going nuts.

So I took the torch and went outside to look. (like a man)
Didn't take long and the whole neighborhood were out, checking it out.

Photos taken this morning, here is the cause.

It's certainly a huge 'ing gum.







Gives the council an excuse to knock it down now. Apparently it had white ants 10 years ago and they did nothing...

Squashed a shed, but no fences or anything. They are about to knock down the house and rebuild. Probably weren't gonna rebuild the shed, but will have to now!

[Brett]

Morning

[skillionaire]

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Apparently it had white ants 10 years ago and they did nothing...

So, what you're saying is if they were black ants the police would have been called and something would have been done about it straight away?

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So, what you're saying is if they were black ants the police would have been called and something would have been done about it straight away?

Yeah.

Bloody niggants up to no good.

[skillionaire]

Squashed a shed, but no fences or anything. They are about to knock down the house and rebuild the house. Probably weren't gonna rebuild the shed, but will have to now!

....city folk.

ALSO - HAVE JUST FOUND MY NEW FAVOURITE T SHIRT. I AM A DOWN SINCE DAY ONE CELTICS FAN TO BOOT!

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hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah ^^

big arse branch Walts!

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Speaking of black, I took black dog to the beach this morning. Starting work at 9am on tuesdays from now on so i have time before work.

[Brett]

We had a whole gumtree, about 2/3rds that size come down in our front yard a couple of years ago. father in law had only just moved the car from under it minutes before.

[B4TT]

What do the Celtics do Nik?

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What do the Celtics do Nik?

I think they are an irish barbershop quartet

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Speaking of black, I took black dog to the beach this morning. Starting work at 9am on tuesdays from now on so i have time before work.

WA BEACH, Y U SO POO BROWN COLOUR AND FULL OF ROCKS?

[Brett]

Probably because it's dark, and those a shells Walts. Get back to church.

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Probably because it's dark, and those a shells Walts. Get back to church.

Hahaha

[skillionaire]

If you're serious, I'll give a serious answer. NBA basketball team, from Boston.

@TommyTompkins: Times that by about three, and imagine the noise. We've had a couple of biggens come down (not surprising considering where I am) and my lord, the earth moves, under my feet, I feel sky tumblin' a tumblin' down.