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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:54 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:54 PM
Keep the excuses coming Lenin! you are not fooling anyone!
and with that, I bid you all goodbye... I shall reappear as someone else on the forum and you will never know....
Haha... so wait, am I Stalin or Lenin?
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:55 PM
Been a while since ive heard something like this lolAsh got rooted hard!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:55 PM
Wow your tolerance to chilli must be really low if you find Mi Goreng to be hot (as in chilli hot) They are extremely mild 
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:55 PM
Wonder if we could just ask Shazta Claus for all his money?I was actually trying to steal a post you made.
Migoreng noodles have burnt theoutta my mouth!
I spotted that migoreng bloke in his b4 this morning. Stoked. I never see members!
Ash got rooted hard!
I'll take a high return investment property thanks.
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:56 PM
You are Karl Marx.Haha... so wait, am I Stalin or Lenin?
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:58 PM
Malaysian Mee Goreng... with fresh chili.... OMG... drooling...Wow your tolerance to chilli must be really low if you find Mi Goreng to be hot (as in chilli hot) They are extremely mild
Haha... Communist Party of India... Marxist...You are Karl Marx.
Really Britney? I thought you hear it all the time...Been a while since ive heard something like this lol
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:58 PM
Wow your tolerance to chilli must be really low if you find Mi Goreng to be hot (as in chilli hot) They are extremely mild
Yours is just stupidly high!
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:59 PM
Hey Ash, did you watch the Sea Eagles / Bulldogs game on Friday?
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:59 PM
When did I actually turn into Britney, or is that your fantasy Karl?Really Britney? I thought you hear it all the time...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:59 PM
Been a while since ive heard something like this lol
Gaz has a crush on you....
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:59 PM
Josh reminds me of Homer in the chilli eating contest, but without the eaten candlestick.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 01:00 PM
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 01:00 PM
No I did not, however the score kinda reflects what the Storm did last yearHey Ash, did you watch the Sea Eagles / Bulldogs game on Friday?
FARKIN LOL JOSH!!!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 01:01 PM
Yeah, I imagine his life is just a constant trip trying to find his soulmate
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 01:01 PM
Nah but on the reals, Mi Goreng (packet) are really really mild by any standards!
Yadam will build his tolerance next year when he has 11ty thousand chillies to use
Yadam will build his tolerance next year when he has 11ty thousand chillies to use
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 01:01 PM
Man.. why is everyone on the ball today?When did I actually turn into Britney, or is that your fantasy Karl?
I keep getting found out...
Thats it, I have to find a dumber forum...
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 01:02 PM
Josh, you could have at least used a better pic
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 01:02 PM
I could have, but I chose not to!Josh, you could have at least used a better pic
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 01:03 PM
Nah but on the reals, Mi Goreng (packet) are really really mild by any standards!
Yadam will build his tolerance next year when he has 11ty thousand chillies to use
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