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#2221 B4TT

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:11 PM

Ouch!

Ha... well its not so decent after all the tax gets taken out, but its enough... wife doesn't have to work and we are still well off, so thats good...

I am sure she works around the house of a day keeping it nice and clean though?

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#2222 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:12 PM

I am sure she works around the house of a day keeping it nice and clean though?

Ha! She does so much dude, its not funny... plus taking care of the baby... I don't know how she does it all... I was just meaning she doesn't have to go out and work for "the man"... but she works at home... LOL!

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#2223 B4TT

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:14 PM

go out and work for "the man"..

Who is this man?

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#2224 Adam

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:16 PM

Probably Nik? Or Shaz?

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#2225 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:19 PM

Who is this man?

Probably Nik? Or Shaz?

Shaz has been kind of quiet this morning... must be swimming around in this swimming pool of money...

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#2226 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:25 PM

Did what I needed to and now im back!

also is Sesame Street is currently the best thing on tv then that is saying something.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2227 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:27 PM

Did what I needed to and now im back!

also is Sesame Street is currently the best thing on tv then that is saying something.

Dude... Sesame street freaking rocks... I watch it all the time with my baby on youtube... but she gets bored with it before I do... Hmmmm.... o.O

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#2228 B4TT

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:31 PM

Last I seen him he had flown to New York and was stocking homeless peoples fire barrels with $100 US notes. Doing his bit to keep the homeless warm.

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#2229 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:32 PM

Last I seen him he had flown to New York and was stocking homeless peoples fire barrels with $100 US notes. Doing his bit to keep the homeless warm.

Maybe I should PM him and see if he can pick me up one of those Mercs while he is out...

Such a nice guy he is...

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#2230 Shaz

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:35 PM

Hahaha, i've been in a room with an old couple trying to flush out if they were contacted by a scammer or the government.

Turns out it was a scammer.

RE: Tax - I hate tax. I get pumped with about $990 a week

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#2231 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:36 PM

RE: Tax - I hate tax. I get pumped with about $990 a week

jebus! thats more than I earn

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2232 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:39 PM

Hahaha, i've been in a room with an old couple trying to flush out if they were contacted by a scammer or the government.

Turns out it was a scammer.

RE: Tax - I hate tax. I get pumped with about $990 a week

Wow... and here I am complaining about my tax just under $600 a week...

Dude... you are loaded... buy me a car... pretty please?

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#2233 B4TT

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:39 PM

RE: Tax - I hate tax. I get pumped with about $990 a week

Which is about $152,200 a year which means your take home would be $100,728 or about $1937 a week after tax, I am sure you can afford the $990 a week

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#2234 Shaz

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:40 PM

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#2235 skillionaire

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:40 PM

Fooooood

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#2236 Shaz

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:40 PM

Which is about $152,200 a year which means your take home would be $100,728 or about $1937 a week after tax, I am sure you can afford the $990 a week

It still sucks.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#2237 Zac

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:41 PM

Which is about $152,200 a year which means your take home would be $100,728 or about $1937 a week after tax, I am sure you can afford the $990 a week

I was going to calculate that, but I didn't want to pry...

All I know is, Shaz is loaded... he has too much money and should share it around...

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#2238 Shaz

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:41 PM

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.