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#321 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:27 PM

Hahaha that's funny as, I love how the door opens as he's gone through the window. As yes Esse is smashing.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#322 Samwise

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:35 PM

Just watched YouTube's massive troll. HAH!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#323 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:38 PM

Haha how many people do you think believed it? In some ways I envy the gullible.

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#324 ams

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:43 PM

Just watched YouTube's massive troll. HAH!

Explain?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#325 Samwise

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 12:46 AM

Haha how many people do you think believed it? In some ways I envy the gullible.

Check Google's one out..

http://www.google.co...n/landing/nose/

Explain?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#326 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 03:09 AM

mmm beer

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#327 CRUISN

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 04:10 AM

mmm beer

Just had 6......

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#328 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 04:33 AM

i only had 2, but i'll be up in a few hours, holding out till my night off so can get smashed!

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#329 peteRS

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:02 AM

5 degrees...feck.

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#330 Adam

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:10 AM

Woke up freezing this morning!!

Was only 7 though!

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#331 Shaz

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:30 AM

Morning chaps.

Can't believe long weekend is already over.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#332 B4TT

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:32 AM

Melbourne Motorshow got cancelled for this year.

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#333 Adam

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:44 AM

Morning chaps.

Can't believe long weekend is already over.

Oath. Depressing!!!

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#334 skillionaire

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:06 AM

If it cheers you up, I worked all weekend. Now my next day off is Sunday.

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#335 skillionaire

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:10 AM

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#336 Shaz

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:11 AM

If it cheers you up, I worked all weekend. Now my next day off is Sunday.

Not really, but damn you work hard.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#337 skillionaire

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:20 AM

I'm at work alot anyway...

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#338 skillionaire

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:23 AM

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#339 B4TT

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 08:25 AM

The drive home yesterday makes me realise just how many stupid people there are in this world.

110 zone: I can only assume this is what is going on in these peoples heads

"Aha! I have purchased my new Land Cruiser, now to show the world just how much of a chronic waste of space I am I shall proceed to travel at 90km/h in this 110 zone!"
Driver #2: "Wow, this person is really showing themselves to be a stupid piece of shit, I had better outcunt him and do 90km/h in the lane right beside him to block the flow of traffic from doing the correct speed limit and show the world that it is me who really deserves the crown as the most useless ***** to ever hold a license!"
"Yay look at you driver number 2! you are way outcunting me! maybe we should breed a two headed baby with just enough combined mental capacity to drool on itself!"