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#8821 Samwise

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:19 PM

Anyways, this made me feel better... I have NFI who they are but I would smash them.

One of them looks and has a similar name to a girl I went to school with... Further research is required!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:22 PM

HOLY Posted Image! I DID!

I went to school with Natasha Oakley... Posted Image ME SIDEWAYS!

Also, her http://www.giaawenborn.com/ as well!

Goddamn shit balls.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:26 PM

Hahahaha.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:31 PM

I have tiny shards of fibreglass all over me and sticking in my hands. Can't see them & they burn like shit and sting.

Anyone got any hot tips on removal?

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:31 PM

I have tiny shards of fibreglass all over me and sticking in my hands. Can't see them & they burn like shit and sting.

Anyone got any hot tips on removal?

Lick it.

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#8826 Adam

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:35 PM

I have tiny shards of fibreglass all over me and sticking in my hands. Can't see them & they burn like shit and sting.

Anyone got any hot tips on removal?


Fap?

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:35 PM

Fire?

SOLD Legacy GTB 

SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

SOLD Gen2 Outback limited

Car less atm.......Whats next??


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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:41 PM

I don't think many people are actually grasping just how badly they've Posted Image'ed us over. This will affect our children, and more than likely our children's children. It's getting to the point that the Liberals must be wondering if it's time to just pull the pin and go back to school and learn a trade - the problems that have been caused are so deeply entwined that they really can't just be 'reversed'.

The biggest idea the Labor spokesperson came up with last night on Q&A was increasing mining tax, and abolishing the fuel levy for rural applications so mining companies pay the same as hand to hand retail customers.... my lord.


I am genuinely scared with how badly they have Posted Image'ed this place over and how badly they continue to do so.. my head is full of "what the fucks" I know Adam won't care, but he should.. this shit, as you already pointed out Nik, will have lasting effects on us all.

stupid scheme after stupid scheme... As I said I am not against helping people with disabilites etc, but it seems as though anytime any lobby group fronts the government with another "we want paid this, we want paid that, subsidise this, that etc..." they jump at it and start funding it not thinking of any of the consequences of doing so... like where is the Posted Image'ing money going to come from... people just continually live in this world were they think the government has infinite funds to spend on everything and call for blood when the government doesn't make funds available immediately... the only thing scarier than that is that this government has acted as though it actually has infinite funds to spend... that is until it last minute realises it has no money and again raises another Posted Image'ing tax to the detriment of all business in this country.

It would be nice if people could just understand that this tax the 'rich' to fund the poor approach is actually once again detrimental to business in this country, the very businesses that we rely on for our employment! They make it harder and harder to keep people in a job! The argument "they have heaps, they can afford it" is not Posted Image'ing valid.

Everyone just wants something for nothing.

 


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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:46 PM

Well said sir.

SOLD Legacy GTB 

SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon

SOLD Gen2 Outback limited

Car less atm.......Whats next??


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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:49 PM

Anyone got any hot tips on removal?


COLD COLD COLD shower, don't RUB, be gentle.

It would be nice if people could just understand that this tax the 'rich' to fund the poor approach is actually once again detrimental to business in this country, the very businesses that we rely on for our employment! They make it harder and harder to keep people in a job! The argument "they have heaps, they can afford it" is not Posted Image'ing valid.


If the government stopped funding all the new schemes from the last three years for SIX DAYS, it would equal the entire years extra revenue from proposed higher tax on the 'rich'.

It's really pretty simple.

You get $70B revenue, but you spend $100B dollars. You are down $30B.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:52 PM

Hahaha Sam.

Was she easy in HS?

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:52 PM

Penny Wrong and Swan Brain share a half functioning crack addicted brain cell between them, so as they see it, You have $70B Revenue, Spend $100B and you have $30B left over!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posted Image'ing WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 


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Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:59 PM

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:03 PM

Josh, I hope you don't think I was supporting her in this scheme. I hate the bitch, and everything she stands for. Why should I pay an additional Medicare Levy? Sure, its only $1 a day, but that MY $1 per day.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#8835 Samwise

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:05 PM

Hahaha Sam.

Was she easy in HS?

Most of them were. There were plenty of decent looking sluts in my year.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:09 PM

Needs moar piks

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:17 PM

Take it to NSFW if you want.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:19 PM

Nik you've done brisket before? I'm super keen to try a piece in the bbq once i get a smoker system going.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:45 PM

Good afternoon everyone.

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Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:48 PM

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OH MY GOD!!!!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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