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#161 Liberty

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:23 PM

Making home made pizza for dinner tonight. ;)

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:24 PM

So my hatred for Range Rover's has just gone up a notch.

Crusing on a back road at 100kph and spot an approaching Range Rover, I move over to the edge but remain on the black top and expect him to do the same.
He doesn't and veers onto the gravel.

BAM.

Spec B now has a smashed windscreen.


Give me punctures on push bikes any day.

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#163 peteRS

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:26 PM

Had a mad day working on cars...feckin John had the wrong bloody clutch fork for the stupid dual mass flywheel push clutch. So we got the motor and box ready to go in, then had to pull the feckin thing apart again when we realised the clutch fork wouldn't move. Close, but no cigar today.
I have skin left on two knuckles, so pretty stoked about that.

 

 

 

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:36 PM

STUPID HOTEL FOXTEL!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:39 PM

STUPID HOTEL FOXTEL!


Hahahaha

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:44 PM

STUPID HOTEL FOXTEL!

Im going to take that as it's not showing GoT?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:56 PM

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:57 PM

Wheels aren't going to be ready for next Sunday. But at least it gives me time to let them cure properly before I get the tyres fitted

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 05:07 PM

My car "should" be ready by then. Derek has my cooler pipes to Weld bead on them all (no more blowing pipes off) and relocate my BOV to right near the throttle body...where it's supposed to be.
Also, pretty sure I know why the turbo died...no oil restrictor pill in the oil feed line to the turbo...blown the seals right out of it...bearings totally fugged. If they had bothered to ring GCG and ask, it needs a 1mm pill...worth about $4. The little things that hadn't been done on this car just make me scratch my head.
Pin hole leak in the Fancy alloy KoyoRad too (the coolant residue build-up suggests it's been leaking for some time.) which I'll need to get seen to this week.
Fun and games.

 

 

 

#170 peteRS

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 05:13 PM

So my hatred for Range Rover's has just gone up a notch.

Crusing on a back road at 100kph and spot an approaching Range Rover, I move over to the edge but remain on the black top and expect him to do the same.
He doesn't and veers onto the gravel.

BAM.

Spec B now has a smashed windscreen.


Give me punctures on push bikes any day.


Balls...this sucks lots of 'em.

 

 

 

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 05:53 PM

Range rover drivers...

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 05:56 PM

Yes. Many balls have been sucked.

My insurance covers a windscreen each year. I'm going to see if they cover for a genuine Subaru replacement.
Should only cost two or three hundred thousand dollars.

Range rover drivers...

Yup.

My hatred has grown since the first day I worked on one.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:00 PM

Range rover drivers...


Not my mates.

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:02 PM

So...

Is camping at a caravan park (un-powered) still considered camping? Or is it glamping?

and...

Is six beers in an hour too many? (my wife says yes.)?

and....

is sitting by a camp fire with a laptop not considered the spirit of camping?

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:03 PM

Yes
No
Yes

I hate camping.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:07 PM

The 'new' Turbo, rotated, painted and ready to fit.
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Wrinkle Black on intake, "cast iron" (not) on zoorst.

 

 

 

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:08 PM

I rikey!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:15 PM


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:26 PM

I want to tart up my engine bay.

Need to see to all the weeping gaskets first though ;)

Should have left the actuator zinc plated, Pete :D

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 06:28 PM

Spending my night applying for jobs. heres to hoping for some success!
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