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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM

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#201 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:36 PM

I saw a sink made out of a tranny

hahahaa.

my mate did that, he is now ~~almost finished his Daytona style setup, looks crazy~~ single

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#202 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:36 PM

Im not sure if you will be able to view this but this is the arcade machine

https://www.facebook...60963040&type=3

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#203 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:37 PM

Pretty sure thats the basic covered, what else is would be cool?

Posters of funny pictures?

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#204 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:38 PM

hahahaa.

I know why you laughed at that

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#205 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:39 PM

Haha thank God for that, wasn't looking forward to having to explain it to anyone!

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#206 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:39 PM

Dad got prices of a daytonna set up thats beenfull refurbed for around 4-5k, but they were gonna be too heavy for the deck he was gonna put them on.

I cant afford to spent that much yet. And our area is outside under a carport.

Subyclub, The place where random internet weirdos become good mates

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#207 Adam

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:40 PM

~~Posters of funny pictures?~~ get me to come and paint a feature wall in jewne.

Im not sure if you will be able to view this but this is the arcade machine

https://www.facebook...60963040&type=3

So many wins!

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#208 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:40 PM

This is just nasty. Like properly nasty.

Broken leg during a basketball game. DAMN son. I had to change the channel.

Spoiler

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#209 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:41 PM

Yeah I read it on the news headline and didn't want to watch it, and nothings changed, im still not watching it

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

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#210 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:47 PM

Yeah, I think the double spoiler is fair.

Also, are we meant to be leading people to the forums from the SC forkbook page?

Isn't that traffic better here? Or do you think people just wouldn't bother?

Or are all those people already on here and I need to lower the crack pipe?

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#211 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:50 PM

Yeah, I think the double spoiler is fair.

Also, are we meant to be leading people to the forums from the SC forkbook page?

Isn't that traffic better here? Or do you think people just wouldn't bother?

Or are all those people already on here and I need to lower the crack pipe?

They can come over here if they want, and pass it over here

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

Revzone Auto Tuning Centre

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#212 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:54 PM

This is just nasty. Like properly nasty.

Broken leg during a basketball game. DAMN son. I had to change the channel.

Spoiler

ARE YOU SURE?

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I'm not even embeddin' it, y'all have to click you sick bastard -- http://i.imgur.com/VkMAHoe.jpg

I posted that link hours ago. Lift your game, ***.

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#213 simon

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:55 PM

This is just nasty. Like properly nasty.

Broken leg during a basketball game. DAMN son. I had to change the channel.

DAMN.......

~~SOLD Legacy GTB~~

~~SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon~~

~~SOLD Gen2 Outback limited~~

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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#214 Brett

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:56 PM

G'day fellas. What's the craic?

Sig worthy.

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#215 skillionaire

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:59 PM

I posted that link hours ago. Lift your game, ***.

Yeah, but I'm kind of a big deal so people actually read my posts.

Brettrain!

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#216 Adam

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:01 PM

This is just nasty. Like properly nasty.

Broken leg during a basketball game. DAMN son. I had to change the channel.

Spoiler

ARE YOU SURE?

Spoiler
I'm not even embeddin' it, y'all have to click you sick bastard -- http://i.imgur.com/VkMAHoe.jpg

MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!

That wasn't on the link Pete posted!

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#217 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:02 PM

I know...doesn't help that all my posts ~~today~~ have been shit.

No, No it wasn't...I foolishly just clicked. Can't be unseen.

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#218 ams

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:06 PM

Damn. A days wage on one meal but gawsh, it was good.

No pics (sorry Nik).

Enree;
Prosciutto and 10y/o balsamic with fig
Atlantic king crab salad

Mains;
Victorian lamb cutlets and mint jelly with baby potatoes basted in wagyu fat.
250gm Victorian sirloin with a side of mac and cheese.

Dessert;
Crem brule with some form of (tasty) berries in the bottom.
Some tiny chocolate mud cupcake, only cos I was stupidly full.

Drinks;
SN Torpedo IPA.
Some wine shit.

Goddamn.