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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM

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#1961 ams

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:20 PM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#1962 peteRS

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:22 PM

^say what you REALLY think next time

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#1963 Cam.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:24 PM

Cam, you cloned yourself!

I want a scoop now, but N/A!

Hey man, That car was N/A!

Not your everyday NA outback though

The things i would do if i could clone myself...

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#1964 simon

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:24 PM

AWESOME!

Good job Simon...1st is like almost winning.

Thanks fellas. Stoked. 1st A grade win.

~~SOLD Legacy GTB~~

~~SOLD Gen 1 RS turbo wagon~~

~~SOLD Gen2 Outback limited~~

Car less atm.......Whats next??

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#1965 skillionaire

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:26 PM

What kind of cockmunchingcowboy abbreviates BETWEEN?

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#1966 ams

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:26 PM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#1967 skillionaire

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:26 PM

Nice one Simon.

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#1968 peteRS

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:26 PM

Damn Impressive...karting is STUPIDLY competitve. Skillz Bra.

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#1969 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:27 PM

Quoted for hawtness!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1970 peteRS

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:27 PM

What kind of cockmunchingcowboy abbreviates BETWEEN?

The kind that carries spare pink dingers with them apparently.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:29 PM

Good point.

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:36 PM

http://www.driving.c...ti/veyron/10413

Exclusive: Guinness withdraws world speed record from Bugatti Veyron

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#1973 peteRS

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:43 PM

Lol at the factory speed limiter set at 258mph...I really can't see any customer, anywhere in the world (public road wise) achieving that speed...let alone the other 11mph's on offer. But, like they say, safety first.

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#1974 ams

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:44 PM

Lol at the factory speed limiter set at 258mph..

Bugatti copied that speed restriction from Subaru when they made the B4.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#1975 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:46 PM

hahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1976 Samwise

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:47 PM

So.. James May is now the record holder.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#1977 skillionaire

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:50 PM

People were offered the chance to take their car (or a car) up to that speed when they bought it, but I've only heard of one person actually doing it.

So.. James May is now the record holder.

Wasn't he driving the same car?

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#1978 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:51 PM

I want a scoop now, but N/A!

Lots of N/A cars have turbo bonnets Sambo.

I had one on my Heritage. Just preferred the look.

Wanna buy it?

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#1979 Samwise

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:53 PM

People were offered the chance to take their car (or a car) up to that speed when they bought it, but I've only heard of one person actually doing it.

Wasn't he driving the same car?

Yep, he hit the limiter though. They higher run was done after his.

Lots of N/A cars have turbo bonnets Sambo.

I had one on my Heritage. Just preferred the look.

Wanna buy it?

Unless it's green, no. Haha. I'd consider a black one.. but eh. Would be better if the same colour. Why did I buy the colour the B4 never came out in. Apparently the green isn't a JDM colour either?