The tale so far .....Josh's Whitekong

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#781 BE4ORE

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 08:04 AM

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#782 RX25SE

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 09:44 AM

RIP Whitekong.

At least it's DNA will live on.

(and no muppet can fk it)

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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#783 Adam

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 03:17 PM

Tassie wasn't kind to this beast

good send off though

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#784 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 03:24 PM

Tassie was great for it, the driver on the other hand.......

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#785 Bumpty

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Posted 25 July 2015 - 02:48 PM

Stop perving at my bulge Nik!

Ewwwww!

What did the tight roping Taiwanese say to the bulge in Bumps pyjama pants?

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#786 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 26 July 2015 - 08:59 AM

What did the tight roping Taiwanese say to the bulge in Bumps pyjama pants?

Pretty sure it was something like.... "Is that you daddy?"

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#787 Bumpty

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Posted 06 June 2016 - 10:06 AM

Will this be ready for HVC?

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#788 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 06 June 2016 - 10:02 PM

Will this be ready for HVC?

I love you, but you're an idiot.

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#789 Niko

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Posted 06 June 2016 - 10:11 PM

I love you, but you're an idiot.

A keen insight into Kong's parenting style.

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#790 Zac

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Posted 07 June 2016 - 08:45 AM

A keen insight into Kong's parenting style.

That's it young man, no COD for you, now finish your steak and beer and go to bed!

~~2002 B4 Rev E~~

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#791 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 07 June 2016 - 02:43 PM

That's it young man, no COD for you, now finish your steak and beer and go to bed!

Jnr Kong prefers 8% Woodstock cans.

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#792 Zac

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Posted 07 June 2016 - 02:53 PM

Jnr Kong prefers 8% Woodstock cans.

They grow up so fast

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#793 Shaz

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Posted 07 June 2016 - 03:01 PM

Thats what he calls his pen15

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.