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#41 simon

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 05:57 PM

It's maccas, what do you expect?


No rubbish.

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 06:00 PM

Stanmore McDonald's is Leb-spec on Friday and Saturday nights. And is a popular maccas for drunks to go to when leaving the city after a heavy night of clubbing as it's on Parramatta Road.


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#43 Adam

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 06:00 PM

I feel like a cheeseburger


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Posted 06 August 2013 - 06:02 PM

I feel like a cheeseburger

Munchies?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#45 Liberty

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 06:02 PM

I'm going out for dinner tonight with a couple of mates. We wanna go somewhere different. So sushi is off the list. I went to sushi last night as well after indoor soccer. Ha ha!


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#46 Adam

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 06:03 PM

This is a parking thread....


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Posted 06 August 2013 - 06:05 PM

Continue in GT.


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Posted 20 August 2013 - 09:26 AM

gary likes to tell us her women problems



#49 Morgan

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 01:41 PM

gary likes to tell us her women problems

 

I get that you two are mates or whatever. But seriously man... Take it to the bedroom or something...


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Posted 31 August 2013 - 07:20 AM

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 09:23 AM

Now that's a poor effort. Sometimes they leave some space to let the passengers from the left side of the car get out, but the smart thing to do is to let them out BEFORE parking.

 

Not to mention there are no cars parked in front of him...


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#52 Adam

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 09:46 PM

Lol. Nailed it!

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 06:08 PM

@rsehole... i hate this. its my designated spot, could have moved but i have moral stubbornness.

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 06:57 PM

Not the best photo but I snapped this at uni the other night. Parked up on the curb, and backed up against the pole haha

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:02 PM

Lol

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:51 PM

Nailed it

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 07:13 AM

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 04:35 PM

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#59 CRUISN

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 11:13 PM

This guy.......

 

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Posted 28 September 2013 - 01:02 AM

Im gonna have to start taking photos of some from work each day...

 

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  • See this Jackass?  Even he can park better than you. Nice job.
  • Congratulations! Your douchebaggery is unequaled! Now how about learning to park?
  • Your parking job is so bad, I think it gave me cancer.
  • I used to park like this.  Then I turned 12.
  • Your car isn't nice enough to park in two spots.
  • The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would've pulled out.
  • You suck at parking. (No, you REALLY, REALLY suck at parking.)
  • You are to be commended for parking like a total douche.
  • Stevie Wonder would be so proud of your parking! But you might open your eyes next time.
  • (picture of fly on poop) This is a crap parking job. And I'm a fly, so I know crap.
  • First step: admit you have a problem. Sorry, I assumed you were drunk when you parked.
  • Nice parking job! Got a spare can opener so I can get in my car?
  • That's quite a parking job. I assume you did it blindfolded while a rabid ferret clawed at your privates.
  • You park like an A*hole. So that is what we shall call you.
  • WINNER! You're the worst parker in the lot! Call 555-DBAG to claim your prize.






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