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#2481 Liberty

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:35 PM

Beep and flash lights continuously. You'll find them move over in no time.

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#2482 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

I would rather get them to pull over, then proceed to get out of the car, and beat the shit out of them with a bat.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2483 Liberty

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:37 PM

You can always overtake them in the left lane, overtake them, change lanes into the right lane, smack on your brakes and enjoy the insurance money to get a Gen IV?

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#2484 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:38 PM

I could if people in the left lane weren't doing 30km/h aswell.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2485 Liberty

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:41 PM

Ok, well then you should just lose your shit and take the whole highway out! DO IT! Ranga rage!

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#2486 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:43 PM

Ranga rage!

WHUT?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2487 Liberty

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:45 PM

Ranga's steal souls. Ranga's have rage.

Hence, ranga rage?

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#2488 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:45 PM

Ranga's steal souls. Ranga's have rage.

Hence, ranga rage?

oh, guess you gotta be one to do that.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2489 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

Headers would look good on my car adam!

I also have a few new goodies

probably wont be as excited installing it all but ohwell.

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#2490 Liberty

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

It's from a video I saw on YouTube. Can't find it at the moment. It shows a ranga having road rage due to similar things happening on the road. Ha ha.

Personal joke gone wrong... Ah well.

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#2491 Harry88

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:48 PM

Do they allow modificationsz, Harry?

Yes

I did, was over $2,000.

Wow. My suncorp was about 250 cheaper than just car and it covered more.

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#2492 skillionaire

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:49 PM

Just served the hottest bird I think I've ever seen. No pics.

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#2493 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:51 PM

It's from a video I saw on YouTube. Can't find it at the moment. It shows a ranga having road rage due to similar things happening on the road. Ha ha.

Personal joke gone wrong... Ah well.

These things happen, but feel free to try again later

Just served the hottest bird I think I've ever seen. No pics.

I like stories, just not this one.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2494 Liberty

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:52 PM

Ha ha, shut up you.

Wow. My suncorp was about 250 cheaper than just car and it covered more.

Yeah I reckon... I'm gonna go with either Allianz or Just Car. Just gonna get some more research done tomorrow or later in the week and go from there. Right now though, I'm off to the meet. Catch ya'll later.

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#2495 peteRS

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:55 PM

Just served the hottest bird I think I've ever seen. No pics.

And you told us this why?

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#2496 Shaz

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 06:56 PM

Just served the hottest bird I think I've ever seen. No pics.

Pics anyway?

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#2497 Cam.

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 07:08 PM

Use your eye camera Nik!

In a perfect world...

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#2498 Hypnotic

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 07:09 PM

Use your eye camera Nik!

In a perfect world...

Google Glass?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2499 skillionaire

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 07:10 PM

Sure does.

I have no idea why I thought about this, but I remember Nik, one of your younger girl employees almost in tears and saying something along the lines of you being a terrible person or something... because one of the neighbours dogs rocked up at your place and you told her that you kicked it or something haha.

hahaha