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#2741 skillionaire

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:06 PM

Laura stole my phone. Uncool.

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:06 PM

What's a Laura?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2743 Brett

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:06 PM

Have my cock in my hand

 

 

Sorry guys, I didn't post that

Hi Pizey!


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:07 PM

Laura doesn't exist without pics. Take a pic of yourself Laura!


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:08 PM

awww not Pizey.  i am dissappoint


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:08 PM

Off for dinner then I'm going out. Catch you all later tonight. And possibly even later than that due to having an RDO tomorrow.

 

Jealous people, speak now.


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:09 PM

Eat a bag of dicks, Gaz.

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:10 PM

what he said ^^


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:10 PM

Who did then?

 

I love chorizo Pete. Ever tried proper Portuguese chorizo?

 

I haven't been to Portugal, so I would suggest not. There are definitely some good Aussie ones, but there are a few that have a really 'dense and fine' texture which I despise. I like the Chilli Chicken Chorizo from a smallgoods producer called 'Sunshine Meats' too, it's really good for a change, but isn't readily available round here.

 

Sounds like a romantic gesture :P

 

Ifyou'regay :P


 

 

 


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:10 PM

I eat so much chorizo even I feel gay Cam. Refer to previous page if unsure whether I'm nohomo or not.

 

Gotta love working for the counce. Ha ha.

 

I'm out boys.


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#2751 Hypnotic

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:10 PM

Off for dinner then I'm going out. Catch you all later tonight. And possibly even later than that due to having an RDO tomorrow.

 

Jealous people, speak now.

Have a lovely evening Gaz.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but not really.......


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:11 PM

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:12 PM

After having said "Ever tried Portuguese chorizo", I feel like a massive sleeze. What I was meant to say Pete, is whether you've ever tried Portuguese cock?

 

 

We wen't through the whole Portuguese Chicken thing in the bbq thread remember...


 

 

 


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:15 PM

Will it fit a gen 3 Pete?

 

We can have a looksee if you want :)


 

 

 


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:15 PM

If that Hilux is running airbags I like it.  If not, its pretty well useless and i dont like it.


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:16 PM

If that Hilux is running airbags I like it.  If not, its pretty well useless and i dont like it.

Agreed


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:17 PM

$5 snitty at the pub, woo! :D


Got a new silicone hose for the intercooler and picked up my travel stuff for nz.

Lifes great!

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:17 PM

careful Ash, you might be catching old.


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:18 PM

careful Ash, you might be catching old.

It's better than some of the other things I could possibly catch.


$5 snitty at the pub, woo! :D


Got a new silicone hose for the intercooler and picked up my travel stuff for nz.

Lifes great!

Sounds pretty decent


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2760 Scuba-Roo

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:18 PM

That hilix is a home made tube frame chassie build for drifting.

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