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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:08 PM

Nobody cares anymore, that's how bad it's gotten. 

 

forked up if you ask me. 



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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:25 PM

FML...new tenants upstairs are a gay couple...creaking bed can never be unheard. I will never sleep again. Kill me now. :(


 

 

 


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

FML...new tenants upstairs are a gay couple...creaking bed can never be unheard. I will never sleep again. Kill me now. :(


What if some drips through the floorboards and hits you on the forehead while you sleep?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:30 PM

THIS guy....good save!


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:33 PM

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:33 PM

What if some drips through the floorboards and hits you on the forehead while you sleep?

 

ahahahah what in the fork are you saying MAN!?



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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:34 PM

Thankfully (somehow, I'm being thankful) their bedroom is above my loungeroom, but yeah, they've gotta go.

I have never been quite so disturbed, just 'knowing' what was going on. Never knew I was a homophobe, but I nearly spewed, soI can't stay in denial any longer.

It was ok when Bree was living upstairs...she was smoking (pic coutesy of google images)

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But this is intolerable :(

Honestly not gonna sleep tonight.


 

 

 


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:35 PM

p373|R

 

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REAL MEN fork MEN



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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:35 PM

ahahahah what in the :fork: are you saying MAN!?


Just trying to point out, depending on the quantity of sperm Pete's neighbor has and how well his gay boyfriend works him, some might spill on the floor, seep through the floorboards, through Pete's roof and maybe drip into his mouth or land on his car keys.


Next thing you know, pregnant.

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

That's how everyone gets pregnant. So dangerous. 

 

What colour is the baby? And, what should we call it?



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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

HAHAHAHA Oh my god!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

It was ok when Bree was living upstairs...she was smoking (pic coutesy of google images)


Bree as in Breeahna Murphy??

She lived upstairs to you? Small world.

She moved to Sydney, didn't she?

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:40 PM

Breeahna Murphy??

I typed this into google images and this came up hahahaha

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:41 PM

HAHAHAHA Oh my god!!

 

Stick around sweet cheeks, it gets a little blue around 10PM 



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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

It's 11:45pm

 

And I usually am some of the cause of the blue talk, but cbf tonight.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

Stick around sweet cheeks, it gets a little blue around 10PM


Blue, unlike Pete's gay upstairs neighbors ball sack(s)

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:43 PM

Bree as in Breeahna Murphy??

She lived upstairs to you? Small world.

She moved to Sydney, didn't she?

 

Yep, that Bree...but she just moved down the road to the Next suburb...needed a house with a yard as She and greig got a new puppy.  She was never hard on the eye, that's for sure.


 

 

 


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:43 PM

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:44 PM

Yep, that Bree...but she just moved down the road to the Next suburb...needed a house with a yard as She and greig got a new puppy.  She was never hard on the eye, that's for sure.


Was she still in that Govt job? HR or some shit wasn't it?

What sort of dog did she get?

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 11:44 PM

WHAT THE fork IS HAPPENING HERE?







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