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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#10841 Liberty

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:01 PM

Nice 'dam. Where are you?

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#10842 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:02 PM

Hi.

Finished for the day.

My work day hasn't even started

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#10843 Shaz

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:08 PM

eBay muppets.

Selling R34 dump pipe, clearly write NO POSTAGE, and old mate who has already bid messages me and asks me to drop it off to the central coast for him, and he is happy to pay an additional $10 if I could.

sigh.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#10844 Shaz

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:10 PM

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#10845 Liberty

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:14 PM

Ha ha, he just went from looking normal, to a person at the Mardi Gras.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

~

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#10846 Shaz

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:18 PM

Wish pictures had sound.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#10847 Liberty

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:20 PM

That would sound sick... Because racecars!

For lol'ing:

https://www.facebook...201822779348837

And I'm out. Cleaning my interior. Ciao.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#10848 Shaz

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:23 PM

Running a race spec L28 with triple carbs and bored to 3.1L. $20k landed.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#10849 Adam

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:26 PM

Running a race spec L28 with triple carbs and bored to 3.1L. $20k landed.

~~nope~~ yep!

Nice 'dam. Where are you?

Lake Jindabyne!

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#10850 mark300

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:30 PM

eBay muppets.

Selling R34 dump pipe, clearly write NO POSTAGE, and old mate who has already bid messages me and asks me to drop it off to the central coast for him, and he is happy to pay an additional $10 if I could.

sigh.

did you tell him that $10 wont even cover your fuel to the central coast?

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#10851 skillionaire

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:31 PM

just furiously masturbated for like half an hour

this is getting really bad!!!!!!!!!!

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#10852 Zac

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:35 PM

eBay muppets.

Selling R34 dump pipe, clearly write NO POSTAGE, and old mate who has already bid messages me and asks me to drop it off to the central coast for him, and he is happy to pay an additional $10 if I could.

sigh.

Sigh.... some people.... :dash2:

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#10853 Zac

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:54 PM

Damn... the GT keeps braking* today...

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#10854 Samwise

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:56 PM

eBay muppets.

Selling R34 dump pipe, clearly write NO POSTAGE, and old mate who has already bid messages me and asks me to drop it off to the central coast for him, and he is happy to pay an additional $10 if I could.

sigh.

Hate that. Stupid people.

Running a race spec L28 with triple carbs and bored to 3.1L. $20k landed.

Must do it!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#10855 Shaz

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 02:01 PM

Just had a bird apply for a role.

My god. She plays offensive and defensive Gridiron, runs upto 15kms a day, competes in bodybuilding contests, and has a history in senior management.

NOPE

HAHAHA turns out she plays for the LFL

Spoiler

Pics because not Adam.

One on the right

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#10856 Zac

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 02:01 PM

Just had a bird apply for a role.

My god. She plays offensive and defensive Gridiron, runs upto 15kms a day, competes in bodybuilding contests, and has a history in senior management.

NOPE

HAHAHA turns out she plays for the LFL

Dude... she could kick your ass...

Hire her...

~~2002 B4 Rev E~~

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