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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:45 PM

Pete Block at it again!


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:46 PM

What a fascinating video...said no one


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:46 PM

I'D LOVE TO PISS ON LAVA!

 

But imagine the smell.


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:47 PM

YES HE ALSO SHITS LIKE A BIG HORSE THANKS SACK.

Here to help.... just not going to help Ash... I think he has had enough practice helping himself...


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:47 PM

What a fascinating video...said no one


You don't have lava or a penis to piss from so I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:47 PM

I'D LOVE TO PISS ON LAVA!

 

But imagine the smell.

Just turn on the stove, then piss on that, same thing


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:49 PM

Molten rock from the center of the earth = forking kelvinator oven?

I don't think so Ash.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:50 PM

Molten rock from the center of the earth = forking kelvinator oven?

I don't think so Ash.

As a women, I know my whitegoods!!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:51 PM

Amsy... Ash knows Lava... after all.... Ash...


As HOT a women, I know my whitegoods!!!


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:51 PM

Amsy... Ash knows Lava... after all.... Ash...

I'm glad you're not coming to MDSC!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:53 PM

As a women, I know my whitegoods!!!


You're about as feminine as a post-beer turd.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:53 PM

I'm glad you're not coming to MDSC!

I'm not... why you so mean Ash?

 

Just for that, I'm going to be there next year...


You're about as feminine as a post-beer turd.

Looks like one too...


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:54 PM

That would explain the smell then


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:54 PM

I'm not... why you so mean Ash?


He has intimacy issues.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:55 PM

He has intimacy issues.

All will be sorted at MDSC I'm guessing...

 

And on that note, I'm off to bed... goodnight all... Have a good one... Peace :)


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:57 PM

Peace :)


Hippy.

I bet you brush your teeth with asparagus.

Wipe your arse with renewable banana skins.

Clean your windows with cucumber juice.

Make love to a watermellon.

You're such a hippy Sack.

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:57 PM

Pete Block at it again!
 

 

...and next Friday too :)

 

Ha ha, that's awesome Pete. Looks like you definitely enjoyed yourself today.

 

 Yessir.

 

Pete. Lots of people can do that.


:D

Ask your mate bleaven?

 

Who the fork is bleaven?


 

 

 


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:58 PM

Make love to a watermellon.

And there is a problem with this?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:58 PM

How the fork do I embed video here like the big kids?


 

 

 


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Posted 30 August 2013 - 10:59 PM

 

Who the fork is bleaven?

If I didn't already have a decent signature, this would be perfect.


How the :fork: do I embed video here like the big kids?

First, turn the computer on


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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